THIS WEEK: The Ninth Configuration (1980) and The Exorcist III (1990)

A Shawntober without Shawn? I'm sure this won't devolve into reading Wikipedia synopses for various Popeye-themed horror films.

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THIS WEEK: Crank (2006) and Crank: High Voltage (2009)

This week, we re-visit a 90 minute Surge commercial. And it's sequel—a 90 minute Surge commercial for racists.

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THIS WEEK: Drop Zone (1994) and Terminal Velocity (1994)

This Labor Day, let's get Xtreme.

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THIS WEEK: Megalopolis (2024) and MegaDoc (2025)

Is this the one with Jet Jaguar?

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THIS WEEK: Atlas Shrugged: Part I (2011), Atlas Shrugged II: The Strike (2012) and Atlas Shrugged: Who Is John Galt? (2014)

Who is John Galt? The answer may surprise you.

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THIS WEEK: Universal Soldier: The Return (1999), Universal Soldier: Regeneration (2009) and Universal Soldier III: Day of Reckoning (2012)

Leave it to those Hyams boys to make a dead fish dance.

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THIS WEEK: Universal Soldier (1992), Universal Soldier II: Brothers in Arms (1998) and Universal Soldier III: Unfinished Business (1998)

A tragic mistake by our unnamed director of programming led us to watching two original productions from The Movie Channel, starring a wad of chewed gum and directed by the man who (allegedly) started the Canadian wildfires. I'm not sure if that joke works, because it would involve Peter M. Lenkov conjuring some sort of spark, which is beyond the average human brain's conceptual capacity.

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THIS WEEK: The Noah's Ark Principle (1984), Joey AKA Making Contact (1985), Hollywood-Monster AKA Ghost Chase (1987) and Moon 44 (1990)

Did you ever wonder what Roland Emmerich did before breaking into Hollywood? We have such sights to show you.

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