Geo Perez and Derek Drescher are joined by Tristan Bowling and Brandon Barrera for a deep dive into everything from the logistical nightmares of polyamory to the depressing nature of snack sizes.

Derek reveals his long-standing crush on Geo’s cousin—and how he almost fought her date—while Tristan breaks down his sister’s poly marriage and what it’s like growing up in a "many-partner" household in Florida. Plus, James Pontillo stops by with bagels to discuss "fun-size" food, the tragedy of Minneapolis, why Tekashi 6ix9ine’s and the MCI Prison in Brooklyn are LIT, and so much more!

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Original air date: 1.12.26

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00:50 geo on top of the show

01:45 Introducing Tristan and Brandon

2:00 lga terminal b

03:05 maduro

03:30 MCI prison in brooklyn is lit, 69

04:45 Tekashi 69s music

06:05 NBA Youngboy is not a classy fellow

07:05 n word police

07:55 Dereks crush on Geos cousin

10:30 Alpha tiptoes

11:20 derek wanted to fight geos cousins date

12:10 Performing at weddings

13:25 tristans sisters poly marriage

14:30 Tristans top of the Bowling family

15:20 tristans "nephew" in florida

16:15 dereks take on bisexual men

17:45 child of polyamory in Florida

20:05 being a parent of poly person

22:00 marriage and custody law

23:00 being replaced with new younger person

24:25 bi are safer than straight

25:00 aids

26:00 polyamory in history

27:10 Mike Figs is fat meal

28:15 James Pontillo joins with bagels

29:00 "fun" size food

30:30 Derek wants to try polyamory

32:30 twin polys

33:45 Punta cana wedding

35:00 Maduro nike tech

35:30 south central america geography

37:00 snow in nyc/weather pod

38:15 Venezuelan oil

40:45 old marvel movies avengers

42:35 shooting videos

43:45 Minneapolis is tragic

45:00 the Somali daycares

46:30 derek and mable story

47:30 grok

48:15 engagement bait

49:00 danny polishchuck tricks people

50:45 tristan is jewish

52:20 wiener shapes

53:15 video games that should be movies

54:20 hot video game female characters

1:00:15 plugs

rio de janeiro safety

1:02:30 comedy rap battles

On The Gate! A podcast hosted by two jailbird/recovering drug addicts and active comedians Geo Perez and Derek Drescher, who talk each week about their times in jail, what they learned, what you should know, and how they are improving their life or slipping into recidivism each day!

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The vibes are at an all-time high on this family holiday episode! We’re joined by the hilarious JC Mendoza and Sam Santos (aka PeachfuzzPapi and soon to be PeachfuzzMami) to cover everything from Geo’s transformation goals to the great Dave Chappelle debate.

The crew dives deep into Derek’s mid-life crisis, why Sam and Derek are officially "homegirls," and the conspiracy theories keeping them up at night. Plus, we talk about the reality of dating apps, Nicki Minaj’s latest moves, and why everyone is suddenly heading to Turkey.

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Original air date: 12.22.25

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00:30 welcome back JC and Sam!

01:00 PeachFuzzDiddy PeachFuzzCassie

01:50 JCs employment

03:20 hims plug

04:20 getting Derek and Geo to Turkey

06:00 Geo's family homes

07:20 Geo gaining weight and getting on testosterone

08:20 Geo is stereotypically Dominican

09:30 Seasonal Affective Disorder

10:30 Dereks mid life crisis

13:50 food delivery jokes

15:00 Derek glazing Andrew Schultz

16:00 ruh roh

17:05 Myles Toe chasing Dave Attell in NOLA

18:30 new Dave Chappelle special on Netflix

19:30 old Chappelle = funny new Dave = money

21:20 conspiracy conspiracies

23:15 5 degrees of wikipedia

24:18 Rob Reiner theory

25:15 AIDS

26:15 homosexuals can't donate blood

28:50 derek gay stuff

30:05 derek and geos horny times

31:10 getting old

34:00 dereks big pharma

36:35 solving depression

38:05 astrology derek

42:00 sam and derek are homegirls

43:30 art therapy and pet psychics

44:30 geo vs jc and sam as friends

45:30 geos ideal body and gaining weight

47:15 DR trip

48:30 JCs dad

49:20 s3x work support

52:00 geo spray and prayin

53:50 condom use

54:40 derek movin on dating

56:15 dating app failures

57:30 nicki minaj right winging

1:00:30 soft launch podcast

1:01:10 Laugh Boston

1:02:05 plugs

On The Gate! A podcast hosted by two jailbird/recovering drug addicts and active comedians Geo Perez and Derek Drescher, who talk each week about their times in jail, what they learned, what you should know, and how they are improving their life or slipping into recidivism each day

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Wolfgang Hunter and Myles Toe transferred to the block for a heavy-hitting On The Gate! From breaking down the Diddy documentary to Wolfgang’s legendary Katt Williams impression and the reality of being a "modern-day Uncle Ruckus," the energy is high and the takes are questionable.

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Original air date: 12.15.25

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00:00 - Failed roast opening

00:55 - Intro the show

01:15 - Wolfgang "MullIndia" Hunter talks Nick Mullen

02:40 - Nick Rochefort is a G at Skankfest

04:10 - The mystery of Asian appliances

04:40 - Why Pixar's Cars was lowkey racist

06:30 - Crack Amico, Akaash Singh, and Steve-O

07:40 - Myles Toe officially joins the show

08:19 - Wolfgang’s legendary Katt Williams impression

09:15 - The Boondocks, Ren & Stimpy, and cartoon influences

11:00 - Becoming a modern-day Uncle Ruckus

11:55 - The Diddy Documentary: Sean Combs: The Reckoning

14:15 - Why Male BPD is just Kobe Mamba Mentality

16:15 - The Dennis Rodman era

17:30 - Storytime: The Diddy Security Guard

19:10 - Is Diddy actually "Latina coded"?

19:55 - The time Wolfgang got mugged

23:00 - Thoughts on Vigilantism

24:05 - Toxic masculinity and inner monologues

25:05 - Wolfgang and GypsyCrusader

26:20 - The concept of Black Batman

27:00 - The Roper

27:30 - Travis Scott’s infamous Brown Batman costume

28:30 - Wolfgang’s nerd autism peaking

29:50 - Predicting Dan Soder and Mike Figs with dementia

31:00 - The reality of life post-fame

32:15 - iShowSpeed robot incident

33:45 - The rise of comedy takedown channels

35:05 - Total Bitch Comedy

36:05 - Breaking down YN, Unc, and the street lexicon

37:10 - Diddy’s age vs. the "gay stuff" allegations

39:05 - black business advice

40:40 - Wolfgang's Indian background and upbringing

41:45 - Derek’s recurring dreams about relapsing

43:30 - The Andy Dick experience

44:30 - Dr. Umar’s

46:20 - The legacy of Kevin Samuels

47:00 - The Quarter-Zip aesthetic

48:50 - The monk hot mic incident

50:15 - Indian stereotypes

51:00 - Parasocial Cumtown & podcast fanbases

53:20 - Plugs & where to find the guests

56:25 - Reacting to the Waymo video

58:45 - Wolfgang’s health update

On The Gate! A podcast hosted by two jailbird/recovering drug addicts and active comedians Geo Perez and Derek Drescher, who talk each week about their times in jail, what they learned, what you should know, and how they are improving their life or slipping into recidivism each day!

See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.