If you can't beat 'em off, join 'em! This is So You Think You Can Smut! Using random words, tropes, themes, and challenges, we each wrote our very own spicy stories!

First up, this week Taylor shares her physics defying, heart stopping, enemies to fated mates tale, "Electric Love"

Dealer's Choice has returned from the corn field and we finally found the secret seventh way to get it 'til Sunday! Taylor and Don are exploring how country girls make do and getting kicked out of yet another hardware store this week. First Don digs deep into their roots when they cover "Hayseed," by Vera Valentine. Then Taylor finds new and creative uses for lawn tools and becomes even more obsessed with author Nicole Parker's Kyleverse in "Rake."

Oh boy! Don't look too closely at that club and make sure you've tied those bells down because we're starting season two with a delicious assortment of Themes! We've each selected a secret theme for the other to guess. First Don puts themself in a hairy situation with "Breeding With Bigfoot" by author Siggy Shade. Then they sweeten things up a little with author Mia Harlan's "Her Donut Shifters." Next, Taylor steers us through the storm with Chuck Tingle's "Widow's Gay" and shines a little too brightly in "Lamp Lover: A Retro Whimsy Sentient Object Romance" by Sabrina Cross.