RDZ-BALL!

Dominant, classy, organised. Are we actually becoming a football team?

SOLANKE: CONFIDENCE, LOCATED?

Two misses, one good goal. Good times around the corner?

GALLAGHER! YES, GALLAGHER!

Plus Sávio, Kudus, Archie and the magnificent Udogie.

BENTANCUR’S BIG BONE-HEADED MOMENT

Schadenfreude bites Maguire on the arse.

ROOM 101 & THE COVENTRY CARNAGE

Things we hate, things we want banished — and the small matter of Coventry. What could possibly go wrong?

YOUR DISTINGUISHED PANEL

With Simon Lipson, Julie Welch, Kev Acott and Suzie Barnacle.

THFC COYS!

INTERMINABLE INTERNATIONAL BREAK

Some Spurs successes, but more injuries. Whoda thought?

THE NEXT BIG THING

The desperate ITKs have been rummaging around Germany and Brazil for players you’ve never heard of.

MANCHESTER CITY: THE BILL

Nearly a billion quid of alleged cheating, four Spurs Champions League places lost and a huge question about what we do next.

THE PATHWAY FOR YOUTH

Jamie Donley says there isn’t one.

MORE VINAI BULLSHIT

We’ve heard it all before.

ARSENAL PLAYERS WE CAN TOLERATE

Pat Jennings. Anyone else?

ROOM 101

Real issues for real Spurs fans

With Simon Lipson, Julie Welch, Kev Acott & Dave Bradshaw

COYS THFC Spurs Tottenham Hotspur

FOUR-P & KULU

One’s out for a month. One might be back. Possibly. Maybe. Could be. Spurs medical updates: now available in horoscope form.

ARE WE STILL SCARRED?

Andy Robertson thinks so. We’ve got ten new players and got rid of 44, though, so presumably there’s more going on than collective football PTSD.

LANKSHEAR & MIKEY

Goals for the kids, more evidence that Lankshear’s departure looks increasingly odd — and that Mikey Moore might be preferable to Tel and Mudryk.

ARCHIBALD AT 70

Steve Archibald is seventy. Julie looks back at a Spurs legend.

ROB WHITE AT THE HALL OF FAME

Rob was there representing his dad. We get the inside look.

SPURS PLAYERS WE’D FORGOTTEN

Pienaar. Routledge. Konchesky. Yedlin. Pletikosa. And, somehow, Kulusevski.

CATS OR DOGS?

Robertson’s a dog. Kinsky, Udogie and Xavi are cats. We have absolutely no scientific evidence for any of this.

THE OPTA APOCALYPSE

18th. Forty-three points. Apparently the supercomputer has been drinking.

With Simon Lipson, Julie Welch, Rob White & Kev Acott