Would Darryl from The Office survive a quirky horror movie? Can a witch covered in campy make-up have fourth-wall-breaking PTSD? Would Wall-E be friends with a vampire? This week, we've got a sparse list of horror drops - M3gan 2.0 on Netflix, Mona Lisa and the Blood Moon on Tubi and The Inhabitant on Hulu. Also - The Witch: Revenge on Tubi, A Girl Walks Home Alone at Night and a sidebar about everybody's favorite Disney robot.

If you can't trust a folk healer deep in the dark woods, who can you trust? What about an unhoused replicant with a boomstick? This week, Mother of Flies bewitches Shudder and Hobo with a Shotgun soaks Tubi in preposterous revenge, plus The Perfect Host on Tubi and a frosty collection of snowy horrors for the winter storm weekend. Stay safe and warm, y'all.

Would you giggle like a middle schooler if you saw "bone lake" on a map? Do you think sharks are good metaphors for the horrors of war? If so, get ready to dive in - we've got Beast of War on Shudder and Bone Lake on Netflix dropping today, plus a thing-y conversation about Kurt Russell and Peter Cushing. We also discuss the best horror flicks from Minnesota and Iran.

It's a new year - and old aquaintances will not be forgot. This week, a documentary on the Texas Chainsaw Massacre's decades of "Chain Reactions" and influences hits Shudder and the immigrant K-horror blend "Death Name" is this year's first Tubi Original horror flick. Also - Green Room hits Netflix, Hulu picks the wrong version of Shutter, Joe Bob's back in town with "Don't Night" and I want to give the canine star of "Good Boy" all the treats.

Nordic kaiju are back - the other Troll 2 stomps onto Netflix this week alongside B-movie classic Santa's Slay and Silent Night, Deadly Night on Shudder and Slither on Tubi. Plus - the Northman, Tremors: Shrieker Island, Brightburn, Hollow Man, Influencer, and "scream park" documentary Spooktacular, along with a shout out to Radu Vladislas and the Subspecies series.

The end is nigh - the first four episodes of the final season of Stranger Things hits Netflix this week, along with punk rock slasher Director's Cut on Shudder and The Ugly Stepsister on Hulu. Also, tell Scotty to beam you up with indie aliens in the Grey Ones and ghostly whodunnits in The Ruse on Tubi. If you're looking for indigenous horror to watch over Thanksgiving, you've got great options with Prey, Slash/Back, Blood Quantum and The Dead Lands.

Stay safe and stay sane over Thanksgiving. I'll be back in December.

Is there a better adjective for Creep and Creep 2 than, well, creepy? Find out this week when season two of The Creep Tapes hits Shudder, along with the unfairly maligned Krampus and the English dubbed version of The Ugly Stepsister. Tubi is in full form with Possession, an Showtime TV movie with Timothy Dalton and Christopher Plummer, Nuclear Hurricane and Reptisaurus, two high-budget gems that need no introduction, and the "difficult" Don't Breathe hits Hulu. Also, we proudly salute Predator: Badlands and struggle through spoiler-free praise for The Black Phone 2. Begonia ... ehh, not so much.

A horror junkie friend and familiar voice visits the podcast this week. My home recording audio setup isn't great but the conversation more than makes up for it.

There's vintage horror, and there's vintage horror. Mary Shelley and Abraham Van Helsing are the latter. This week, we get historical with Frankenstein on Netflix and Abraham's Boys on Shudder, plus everybody's favorite 80s cult goblin musical hits Netflix and Hulu. Also, Tubi experiments with low-budget experimental physics in The Quantum Devil and gets lost in the scary Canadian wilderness with The Wildman Massacre. Joe Bob is back in town on Shudder and I give a waterlogged thumbs up to Underwater and Lizzie.