Joey got lost in the Maryville Target and they started comparing stores that seem to have everything in the wrong place.

Joey’s internet went out and his wife went into full conspiracy mode.

Hot Tea: Dolly’s last recording was with U2, Tom Cruise has someone read scripts to him, and one woman tried a truly disgusting way to beat a breathalyzer.

Mike Keith stopped by to talk about the Tennessee–Texas game. Then Karly gave him 60 seconds to name as many Vols players as he could.

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With the president coming to Neyland, getting into the Tennessee–Texas game could take a while. Joey and Nancy passed along UT’s advice to get there early and pack your patience.

Nancy got an email saying her son was caught chewing gum in class and spent hours getting ready to talk to him about it. Turns out the school accidentally sent her the same email from last year.

Brian Rice joined the show to preview Tennessee–Texas, talk Checker Neyland, and give his odds for a Vols win.

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Joey, Nancy, and Karly kicked off the show talking about President Trump’s planned appearance at the Tennessee-Texas game and how it will make an already huge game day even more hectic with Secret Service, extra security, and fans needing to arrive much earlier than usual.

Nancy shared a Facebook Marketplace headache after selling a bathroom vanity in just eight minutes. One potential buyer got sarcastic when she didn’t respond immediately, which led to Nancy venting about the reality of getting flooded with more than 100 messages.

Karly said she’s getting back into gymnastics after time away from injuries and recently started doing handstands, cartwheels, and back tucks again. While her joints have held up surprisingly well, her muscles are definitely feeling the effects.

The crew debated whether it’s okay to bring an iced coffee into a job interview. Nancy said it comes across as unprofessional and distracted, while Joey wondered if drinks have become a personal accessory for many applicants.

Hot Tea: New court filings revealed alleged threatening messages from Brian Seaver connected to Dolly Parton’s estate, while Frieda Parton insisted there’s no family feud. Ella Langley and Tucker Wetmore are reportedly dating. Woody Harrelson claims he’s convinced his father and Matthew McConaughey’s mother had a relationship years ago.

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The show circled back to President Trump’s visit to Neyland Stadium, with Joey, Nancy, and Karly wondering how Secret Service will handle over 100,000 fans and joking about whose luxury box might get taken over.

Karly discovered "call the animal cracker company" on Joey’s to-do list. Joey explained that several animal cracker bags in a box weren’t sealed correctly, and he planned to contact customer service to see if they’d make it right.

Group Therapy featured Kelly, whose boyfriend still sleeps with a childhood teddy bear named Smokey and even takes it on vacations. Most callers thought it was more sweet than strange, and the conversation quickly turned into jokes about Smokey becoming part of the relationship.

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Colby joined us in the studio to tell us all about his $1 million kick!

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