New segment alert! The jinglers debut the new "Defensive Retractions" corner, poised to get a lot of airtime on JATW. Does anybody really know what time it is? Heidi most certainly does not.

Meanwhile, a riveting game of 20 (well, 5) questions paves the way to honoring a 54-year beloved jingle in inspiration corner. The jinglers then reveal their wholesome, inspiring Starbucks jingles and once again discover similarities with their approaches.

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Heidi dishonors the "my bologna has a first name" song via lyrics offensive to her sister. Bridget dishonors the legacies of famous American frontiersmen via questioning their existence. The jinglers dishonor all folks named Don via accidental (unfortunate) word choice.

Oh and the jingles they wrote for this week's product (Volkswagen) are pretty remarkable. You'll have to listen to find out why!

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Via her research, Bridget unearths a long-lost commercial featuring her childhood crush, Gary Coleman (though as usual, memory lane is rife with evidence of young Heidi's cruelty). Heidi's Scotch tape jingle begets dreams of a boffo Hollywood heyday throwback variety hour. Bridget's Scotch tape jingle begets...absurdity.

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