Listen, we’ve all had a rough January, but Stu and Jo are currently navigating a post-Christmas hangover that involves burnt house plants, "moist" traitors, and a deep-dive into the criminal record of the Mr. Men. Jo’s still trying to figure out if a "meme" is a virus or an idea, while Stu is busy dodging nasal drips during "number ones". It’s 17 minutes of two people who have been married for 24 years finally realising they might be the "wrong uns."

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TIMESTAMPS:

00:00 Intro

01:42 The "Double Busy" Incident: Stu’s nasal drip meets gravity.

02:37 Bedding Inferno: Why they’ve been sleeping in separate rooms and burning the evidence.

04:16 January Vibes: A horticultural tragedy involving a metaphorical flamethrower.

05:38 NHS Reality Check: Mum Expected a brass band

06:59 The "Moist" Traitor: Why Steven’s sweatiness is a total giveaway.

07:34 Mr. Tickle’s Cancellation: Rebranding a "wrong un" for 2026.

08:50 Mr. Bump’s Scam: Investigating the impossible accidents of a fictional circle.

09:28 Mr. Daydream & Revisited: What about the school fines.

11:20 Unhinged 1 star review

11:47 Translation Fails

14:45 The AI Dog Dance: Jo's delighted by dancing dogs.

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