This week Sydni challenges Brittany to guess the prices of some of the most ridiculous products ever sold online, including a macaroni & cheese candle, cat butthole stained glass, a Shart Survival Kit, and a book about talking to your cat about gun safety.

Some prices are shocking. Some products are horrifying. And some people definitely need to be investigated.

In this episode, Brittany takes Sydni on a journey through the wonderful, confusing, and deeply unhinged world of shelter cat names.

Armed with a slideshow full of real adoptable cats from local shelters, Brittany presents Sydni with some of the most ridiculous names we’ve ever seen, including legends like Mr. Randy Jackson, Annie Banani, Dan Campbell, and the incredibly powerful Mr. Biscuits.

Some names are adorable. Some sound like retired middle-aged men. And some feel less like pets and more like people you’d meet at a dive bar.

Along the way, we rate the names, lose our minds over tiny little cat faces, and become emotionally attached to several animals we’ve never met.

Also — adopting animals is awesome, shelters are full of amazing pets, and as Bob Barker would say:

Please spay and neuter your pets.

In this episode, Brittany gives Sydni a list of the most dangerous jobs throughout history and asks one very important question:

“What age child should be doing this?”

From coal miners and chimney sweeps to oil rig workers, lion tamers, and neurosurgeons, Sydni has to assign each profession an age between newborn and 12 years old. What starts as a dumb hypothetical quickly turns into a deeply concerning amount of toddlers working extremely dangerous jobs.

Some answers make sense. Most of them absolutely do not.

Along the way, we debate which jobs require “tiny hands,” which children have the emotional strength to become DMV workers, and whether a 7-year-old should legally be allowed near explosives.

This episode is chaotic, historically questionable, and somehow gets darker the longer it goes on.

Please do not let children operate heavy machinery.