On this bonus Saturday episode, Sydni entertains us for a brief 10 minutes with some of the Daddest Jokes she could find. Never mind the fact that she thought that 20 jokes would somehow take her 30 minutes to tell. So we present to you this, our shortest ever episode, for a little extra entertainment to ring in the new year.

In this episode, Brittany hosts and once again uses the podcast as an excuse to talk at length about the greatest actor to ever live: Nicolas Cage. This is the second episode dedicated to him, and frankly, it won’t be the last.

Brittany gives Sydni iconic movies and characters — including Titanic, Harry Potter, Twilight, The Wizard of Oz, Cast Away, Forrest Gump, and characters like Voldemort, Bella Swan, and Poison Ivy — and together they break down exactly how Nicolas Cage would method act to prepare for each role. The answer is always unhinged, deeply committed, and somehow involves physical transformation, emotional suffering, and at least one questionable life choice.

This episode is half character analysis, half Nicolas Cage appreciation hour, and fully committed to the belief that he could play literally anyone if given enough prep time and artistic freedom. If you love Nicolas Cage even a fraction as much as Brittany does — or if you’re ready to understand why you should — this episode is for you.

In this episode, Sydni hosts and puts some of the world’s biggest brands on trial by asking one simple question: what if companies were actually honest? Brittany and Sydni take turns creating much more realistic slogans for places like AirBNB, KFC, Dunkin’, Burger King, and more — and shockingly, none of them are flattering.

Things take a personal turn when Brittany shares a truly cursed AirBNB experience involving friends, false expectations, and the kind of stay that makes you reconsider hotels forever. Between fake marketing, real-life disappointments, and way too much laughing, this episode is basically a warning label for modern convenience.

If you’ve ever felt personally betrayed by a brand, this one’s for you.