Épisodes

  • What If We All Moaned Instead of Coughing?
    Apr 15 2026

    We had a plan for this episode. A solid one, actually.

    And then we completely ignored it.

    What was supposed to be a structured episode quickly turned into Sydni’s daughter calling her by her government name, hypothetical Squid Games strategies, and a deeply unnecessary discussion about what life would be like if we all made weird noises instead of coughing.

    At some point we realized we were no longer on topic… and simply chose not to fix it.

    This episode is pure, unfiltered chaos — no structure, no rules, just whatever came out of our mouths in the moment.

    Honestly, this might be the most “us” episode we’ve ever recorded.

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    42 min
  • We Would Punch These Pokemon (Respectfully)
    Apr 8 2026

    We’re back with Part 2… and somehow it got worse.

    In this episode, Brittany and Sydni continue their completely unnecessary character analysis by diving into three very important categories: villains we love, villains we hate (for very valid reasons), and… Pokémon we would absolutely fight.

    From chaotic favorites like Bucky Barnes and Bellatrix Lestrange, to universally hated characters like Umbridge and the woman from The Greatest Showman, we break down what makes a villain likable—or completely unforgivable.

    And then, for reasons we can’t fully explain, we end the episode by discussing which Pokémon are the most punchable. Yes, Metapod is involved. Yes, we stand by our choices.

    Expect strong opinions, questionable morals, and a level of chaos that escalates with every segment.

    Let us know who YOU would defend… and who you think deserves to catch these hands.

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    34 min
  • Characters We Hate for Absolutely No Reason
    Apr 1 2026

    This episode is fueled entirely by vibes… and unnecessary hatred.

    Brittany and Sydni take a deep dive into the characters they simply cannot stand — for reasons that may or may not make any sense. From children’s TV icons to beloved movie and TV characters, no one is safe.

    Why does La-La from the Teletubbies feel suspicious? Why has Caillou annoyed an entire generation? And most importantly… what is actually wrong with Grandpa Joe?

    Along the way, we question Dora’s methods, revisit some very personal grudges, and realize that sometimes you don’t need a valid reason to dislike a character — you just know.

    Expect strong opinions, questionable logic, and unapologetic hater energy from start to finish.

    Let us know which characters you irrationally hate… because we know you have at least one.

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    55 min
  • We Tried to Invent Our Own Synesthesia
    Mar 25 2026

    What color is the Renaissance? What does MySpace feel like? And why does Blockbuster have a very specific vibe that we can’t agree on?

    In this episode, Brittany and Sydni attempt to create their own version of synesthesia by assigning colors, feelings, memories, and overall “vibes” to everything from the 2000’s and MySpace to Prince, Queen, and the color purple itself. What starts as a simple game quickly turns into a full-blown debate about nostalgia, music, and the very specific energy certain things carry.

    Some answers make perfect sense. Others feel deeply incorrect. And by the end, we’re forced to settle the most important question of all: which school subjects get which color folders?

    Expect chaos, strong opinions, questionable logic, and at least one argument that gets way too serious for absolutely no reason.

    Play along and see if your brain agrees with ours… or if you’re completely normal.

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    21 min
  • We Played Word Association… It Got Weird Fast
    Mar 18 2026

    In this episode, Brittany puts Sydni’s brain under pressure with a rapid-fire game of Word Association. The rules are simple: Brittany says a word, Sydni has 10 seconds to respond with the first thing that pops into her head.

    What starts as a harmless word game quickly spirals into chaos. Somehow Applebee’s becomes a recurring theme, Nirvana and Dave Grohl make unexpected appearances, and at one point the phrase “stinky finger” enters the conversation in a way that absolutely cannot be explained.

    Expect fast thinking, questionable logic, and the kind of associations that make you wonder what is actually going on inside someone’s brain.

    Play along while you listen and see where your mind goes… hopefully somewhere less chaotic than ours.

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    35 min
  • Wrong Answers Only
    Mar 11 2026

    Sometimes the only correct answer… is the wrong one.

    In this episode, Brittany puts Sydni’s brain on a timer and unleashes 50 rapid-fire questions — but there’s one rule: the answer cannot be correct. From basic knowledge to completely ridiculous prompts, Sydni has 10 seconds to come up with the most absurd, cursed, and confidently incorrect answers possible.

    Why does the ocean have waves? Why are people allergic to pecans? Who does #2 work for? We don’t know — but Sydni definitely has some wildly incorrect theories.

    Expect chaos, questionable logic, fake science, and several moments where the wrong answers somehow make more sense than the real ones.

    Play along with us and see if you can come up with worse answers than Sydni. (We dare you.)

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    39 min
  • Worst Times to Fart
    Mar 4 2026

    In this episode, Brittany and Sydni tackle an extremely important question that no one asked but everyone needed answered: when is the absolute worst time to fart?

    Taking turns escalating the scenarios, the sisters imagine the most catastrophically timed moments possible — from during a Brazilian, to inside a submarine, to delivering serious news, interrogating a witness, and other situations where there is simply no recovery.

    What starts as a dumb idea quickly turns into a full spiral of increasingly worse scenarios, dramatic reenactments, and sound effects for maximum chaos — including one very real contribution from Sydni that she unfortunately recorded herself.

    Immature? Yes. Necessary? Also yes. If you enjoy lowbrow humor, escalating bad decisions, and conversations that somehow get worse every five minutes, this episode is for you.

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    27 min
  • Are You Smarter Than Brittany?
    Feb 25 2026

    In this episode, the tables turn as Sydni hosts a full-blown trivia showdown titled “Are You Smarter Than Brittany?” Complete with a suspiciously official-looking PowerPoint (very Are You Smarter Than a 5th Grader coded), she fires off 90 rapid-fire questions covering everything from basic science and anatomy to history, art, and the kind of facts you swear you learned once but immediately forgot.

    From “What’s the freezing point of water in Celsius?” to “Who painted the Mona Lisa?” to “What’s the largest organ in the human body?” — Brittany is put on the spot with zero prep and maximum pressure.

    Shockingly (or not), she holds her own, batting around 90%… but a few of those questions? Absolutely rude.

    Play along, keep score, and decide for yourself: are you smarter than Brittany?

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    27 min