Life is hard — and so are dicks — but like badass bitches, we can handle it.In this episode of Hard Things Podcast, Angie and Amy spiral (intelligently and hilariously) through erotic audiobooks, toys, libido droughts, bad hookups, stage-five clingers, dating entitlement, and the fine line between confidence and absolute delusion.What starts as a discussion about erotic audiobooks and voice kryptonite turns into a brutally honest breakdown of:What actually gets people in the mood (and what absolutely kills it)Why pressure ruins sex faster than bad techniqueHookup expectations vs realityClingy texting, entitlement, and “you there?” energyIndependence in relationships (inside and outside the bedroom)Why you don’t have to like your partner’s hobbies to support themBeing an indoor house cat in a world full of outdoorsy peopleAustralia: beautiful, terrifying, and not worth the spidersWhy boundaries aren’t mean — they’re necessaryHow grown adults should communicate (hint: not instantly)This episode is raw, funny, reflective, chaotic, and deeply relatable — especially if you value independence, mutual effort, and not being someone’s emotional support human.📩 Send us your stories (anonymous is fine):hardthingspodcast@gmail.com🎧 Available on Spotify, YouTube, Apple Podcasts, Amazon Music & iHeartRadio👍 Like • Subscribe • Comment • Share🔞 Content Warning: Adult language, sexual content, dating stories, relationship dynamics, explicit humor.⏱️ CHAPTERS / TIMESTAMPS(Replace times after upload — titles are optimized for scanning & retention)00:00 – Intro: Life is hard & so are dicks03:20 – Why listeners won’t write in (we only bite when asked)07:45 – Erotic audiobooks & voice kryptonite14:30 – Full-cast narration, Lauren Blakely & why it works20:10 – Libido droughts & timing windows27:00 – The hookup that missed the moment34:15 – Pressure, performance & when it all goes sideways41:30 – Toys, effort & “this is not a blowjob-only situation”49:20 – Clingy texting & “you there?” energy57:40 – Independence vs codependency in dating1:06:30 – Hobbies, compatibility & not ruining each other’s joy1:18:00 – Indoor house cats vs outdoorsy humans1:25:10 – Australia is gorgeous but absolutely unhinged1:39:00 – Boundaries are not cruelty1:50:30 – Final thoughts: autonomy, humor & mutual respect

Life is hard — and so are dicks — but unsolicited ones? Absolutely not.In this episode of Hard Things Podcast, Angie and Amy read a listener-submitted story that spirals into a brutally funny (and painfully accurate) breakdown of modern dating, unsolicited dick pics, terrible communication, workplace red flags, and why men absolutely cannot be trusted with measurements. Or why women can't if we believe the measurements guys give us...We talk about:Unsolicited dick pics at work (HR has entered the chat)Why “Mr. 10 Inches” is usually lyingHow women actually respond to dick pics (spoiler: group chat)Dating app conversations that go nowhere fastFetishization vs attraction (BBW talk done right and wrong)Why “hey” and “wyd” are conversation killersPretty privilege, dating myths, and gender resentment narrativesConfidence, boundaries, and why kindness still mattersWhen clapping back is deserved — and when silence is powerThis episode is unfiltered, hilarious, and validating for anyone navigating dating apps, internet audacity, or just trying to survive being perceived online.📩 Send us your stories:hardthingspodcast@gmail.com🎧 Available on Spotify, YouTube, Apple Podcasts, Amazon Music & iHeartRadio👍 Like • Subscribe • Comment • Share🔞 Content Warning: Adult language, sexual topics, dating stories, workplace behavior.⏱️ Chapters / Timestamps(Replace times after upload — titles are optimized for scanning & retention)00:00 – Intro: Life is hard & so are dicks02:10 – Podcast growth, listeners & fan appreciation05:40 – Listener email: unsolicited dick pic at work10:15 – Measuring lies & “Mr. 10 Inches” exposed15:30 – Why women share dick pics in group chats20:45 – Workplace fallout & HR-level chaos26:10 – How men think we’ll react vs reality32:00 – Dating apps, bad openers & communication fails38:30 – Fetishization vs attraction (BBW conversation)45:20 – Confidence, boundaries & manipulation tactics52:10 – Pretty privilege myths & gender resentment takes1:00:30 – Why kindness still matters in dating1:08:00 – Final thoughts, listener shoutouts & wrap-up

Life is hard—and so are dicks. But like badass bitches, we can handle it. 🎤 Welcome to the unfiltered world of the Hard Things Podcast, where real talk, dark humor, and sexual candor collide.In this NSFW episode, Angie and Amy dive deep into:🤯 Being offered a tip (haha) for a glory hole hookup🍆 Dick pics with “consent”?🫣 Freak matching & why it's trending in modern dating🎭 People-pleasing vs. authentic weirdness🚨 Red flags vs. quirks: What’s a dealbreaker?💩 Why going back to your ex is like putting poop back in your butt🧠 Identity crises after breakups🎵 Plus: going HAM = what now?Grab a drink, clutch your pearls, and join us for the chaos.⏱️ Timestamps & Chapters:00:00 - Intro: Life is hard, dicks are harder01:14 - Frog throats & accidental innuendos04:10 - Glory hole economics07:32 - Consent & dick pics12:05 - Why your Tinder pics suck17:20 - Rating dicks (based on what, exactly?)22:40 - Freak Matching 10126:15 - Codependency & “Runaway Bride” syndrome35:50 - Identity crises after divorce42:22 - New boundaries & choosing again51:40 - The turd you don’t put back54:12 - Shitty exes & helping anyway58:33 - Food, prison calls, and buffalo chicken salads1:08:40 - HAM = hard as a what now?!1:12:00 - The power of hating the same thing1:16:50 - Fake freaks vs. real kinks1:25:10 - Freak flags & runaway brides1:30:00 - Closing thoughts, listener challenge, and our usual chaos🎧 Subscribe, rate, and send us your unfiltered confessions:📧 hardthingspodcast@gmail.com📱 TikTok | YouTube Shorts | Facebook Reels | Spotify#StayHard, fam. 💜💦