Life is hard — and so are dicks — but like badass bitches, we can handle it.In this episode of Hard Things Podcast, Angie and Amy spiral (intelligently and hilariously) through erotic audiobooks, toys, libido droughts, bad hookups, stage-five clingers, dating entitlement, and the fine line between confidence and absolute delusion.What starts as a discussion about erotic audiobooks and voice kryptonite turns into a brutally honest breakdown of:What actually gets people in the mood (and what absolutely kills it)Why pressure ruins sex faster than bad techniqueHookup expectations vs realityClingy texting, entitlement, and “you there?” energyIndependence in relationships (inside and outside the bedroom)Why you don’t have to like your partner’s hobbies to support themBeing an indoor house cat in a world full of outdoorsy peopleAustralia: beautiful, terrifying, and not worth the spidersWhy boundaries aren’t mean — they’re necessaryHow grown adults should communicate (hint: not instantly)This episode is raw, funny, reflective, chaotic, and deeply relatable — especially if you value independence, mutual effort, and not being someone’s emotional support human.📩 Send us your stories (anonymous is fine):hardthingspodcast@gmail.com🎧 Available on Spotify, YouTube, Apple Podcasts, Amazon Music & iHeartRadio👍 Like • Subscribe • Comment • Share🔞 Content Warning: Adult language, sexual content, dating stories, relationship dynamics, explicit humor.⏱️ CHAPTERS / TIMESTAMPS(Replace times after upload — titles are optimized for scanning & retention)00:00 – Intro: Life is hard & so are dicks03:20 – Why listeners won’t write in (we only bite when asked)07:45 – Erotic audiobooks & voice kryptonite14:30 – Full-cast narration, Lauren Blakely & why it works20:10 – Libido droughts & timing windows27:00 – The hookup that missed the moment34:15 – Pressure, performance & when it all goes sideways41:30 – Toys, effort & “this is not a blowjob-only situation”49:20 – Clingy texting & “you there?” energy57:40 – Independence vs codependency in dating1:06:30 – Hobbies, compatibility & not ruining each other’s joy1:18:00 – Indoor house cats vs outdoorsy humans1:25:10 – Australia is gorgeous but absolutely unhinged1:39:00 – Boundaries are not cruelty1:50:30 – Final thoughts: autonomy, humor & mutual respect