Everybody says you shouldn't try to be funny. I think that's backwards.

Funny is a skill. It's a pattern recognition, timing, and practice; the same way a kid turns clumsy piano notes into Flight of the Bumblebee. Comedians know this. They watch the same bit a hundred times, taking notes on word choice, delivery, and structure. They train mental flexibility through improv until seeing unexpected connections becomes reflex.

I talk about how improv rewires the way you think, why natural talent can quietly trap you in mediocrity, and what happens when you start observing humor like a craft instead of waiting for inspiration. The mechanics are learnable. The patterns are visible. And once you see them, you can train them.

And, fair warning-- somewhere in the middle of all this, I'm going to put a monkey in a tutu with a lollipop and a helicopter hat into your mind. You didn't ask for it, but your brain just made it happen anyway.

That's part of the trick.

Original recording date: 9 August, 2020 C.E.

SDG.

This started as a joke and turned into a live-thought experment: why does "infinite universes" feel reasonable to some people, but "God" feels impossible? I talk atheism, religion, science-as-religion, suffering, free will, and the weird discomfort humans have with being observed. It's quite the spiral~

Recording Date:

Day: five

Month: August

Year: 2026 C.E.

A 3am archive recording from a night when I wasn't sure I'd wake up. Death, control, discipline and why "change" requires receipts. Quantify everything.

Tuning forks. Water Crystals. Bargaining with God. And a little too much honesty.

Raw. Late. Real.