Cousins, this episode truly has it all. Jill and Molly kick things off with a listener email from our very own podcast promoter, before diving into The Traitors season 4 and unpacking the incredible charisma of Rob from Love Island and the questionable behaviour of Michael Rapaport, AKA Michael Wrap It Up.

The cousins then check in on their New Year’s resolutions (results may vary), dive back into the iconic "apparently" meme, and share an incredible subway story courtesy of Jill’s random friend—proof that public transit remains undefeated.

Things take a turn at the end with an unhinged technical difficulty that somehow becomes free promo for Finch, the self-care app, thanks to listener Katie. We promise this makes sense eventually.

As always, please send us your emails at eatcpod@gmail.com, leave a five-star rating and review, and keep it cute, cousins!

Cousins, today we are coming in HOT. Tune in to hear a gotcha moment re: Mary and her bags in It’s a Wonderful Life, why our promoter has now also taken on a side hustle as a drop shipper, and an odd request from a special guest star (hint: it’s Tim).

Jill and Molly also reveal their catch phrases (that’s CRAZY and I love that!), give their takes on some listener ins and outs, and get perhaps a bit too passionate about Jordan Firstman.

Plus, thanks to the cousins and our growing listenership, we have received our first true guest star request from financial consultant Al.

Oh, and technically this is our New Year’s resolution episode? We get to that in the last 5 minutes, promise.

As always, don’t forget to email us at eatcpod@gmail.com with any and all New Year’s resolutions you think we need to take under advisement, proselytize the podcast to your friends and cousins, and of course, keep it cute!

Happy 2026, cousins! We’re ringing in the new year the only way we know how: confidently declaring what’s in, what’s out, and what we don’t fully understand but have strong opinions about anyway. Jill and Molly debate polka dots, pilates, going analog, “maxing” (???), social media posting, the current state of movie press tours, and so much more.

If you wanted an episode about setting goals and becoming our best selves, you may have to wait for next week, and that's okay! But if you want to hear Jill's hot take about Timothée Chalamet or Molly's thorough explanation of how to eat a baked potato, then you came to the right place.

As always, cousins, please start the year strong by emailing us at eatcpod@gmail.com, leaving a five-star rating and review, and keeping it cute in 2026.

We are Everybody and Their Cousin, and we are basically carollers! So gather ye faithful followers as we regale you with our voices.

Jill and Molly start by singing songs of yore, including Breathe (2am), Breathe, and Breathe Me (featuring a real life Sia).

Jill and Molly also celebrate a Christmas miracle - unhinged emails from FOUR fans, including our quarterly update from Andrea DeMarsi and new entries from cousins Katie, Lucy and Bill (Alan, you're slacking).

Then, we have a JJL update - big news, cousins, Jill went on her THIRD date of the year! Spoiler: it was a flop. But don't worry guys, at least Jill had the chance to defend Jojo Siwa from biphobia.

Plus, Molly tells us all about her debut performance with the Christmas Belles, including a 79-year-old icon who stole the show, and Jill explains why what she was looking forward to the most this Christmas was midnight, when the finale of Heated Rivalry dropped.

As always, don't forget to rate us, review us, email us, subscribe etc. See you in 2026, cousins!

Cousins, this week we’re mixing romance, pop culture, and holiday spirit. Jill updates us on her undying love for Heated Rivalry, and the ladies celebrate a major life update with Molly’s engagement to the elusive Tim.

Then it’s game time: the cousins face off in Christmas trivia and movie trivia. Molly reveals that she had no idea that Mark Twain wrote the Princess and the Pauper despite being a Missouri queen, and Jill gets stumped by some challenging It's a Wonderful Life trivia. Don't worry, she redeems herself with some impressively niche When Harry Met Sally knowledge. Listeners, we challenge you to play along at home!

As always, send us your emails at eatcpod@gmail.com, leave a five-star rating and review, and keep it cute, cousins. Merry Christmas!

Cousins, this week Jill and Molly have a BAD case of podcast mouth. We have curated the best hour of a two hour recording session for your ears only!

Jill and Molly start by commiserating over the stress that comes with the holiday season in adulthood and childrens’ short attention spans these days.

Then, of course, Jill and Molly have no choice but to unpack Justin Trudeau and Katy Perry’s first joint political appearance and question pretty much everything that’s going on there.

Plus, Molly tells the listeners about her recent Christmas movie adventures, and Jill and Molly discuss why she was freaked out by the Family Stone (feat. a live studio recording of Jill and Molly embodying the musical spirit of Hugh Jackman), why they don’t like The Holiday, and why Jill’s reaction to The Happiest Season is concerning.

Stick around after the episode for an update on Jill’s feud with What the $&?!

As always, because it’s Christmas, subscribe, rate, and review us, and email us your Christmas movie recommendations at eatcpod@gmail.com!

Cousins, buckle up: we’re taking a deep dive into our podcast stats, our questionable quirks, and Molly’s undying love for Hamilton. What else is new? Jill and Molly dive into the Creator Spotify Wrapped quiz and discover some shocking revelations about their international fan base (yes, you read that correctly).

The cousins also do "the work" in a couples therapy session about the betrayal of Molly not giving Severance a chance and Jill walking away from Real Housewives of Salt Lake City. Things get a little heated, and we may have forgotten to use "I feel" statements.

Then, in our brand-new segment Throw It in the DSM-5, the cousins get real about their mental quirks, all in the most self-deprecating way possible. Is it a personality trait or a full-blown disorder to be obsessed with a steamy hockey romance called Heated Rivalry? Only one way to find out…

As always, send us your emails, your five-star ratings, and any validation you have lying around. Keep it cute, cousins!

Cousins, what has two eyes, great eyebrows, and a full head of hair? It's ChatGPT's man hallucination! Much like this man (Tim Jr.), this episode is questionably Frankensteined - come along for the ride.

This week, after a brief discussion available only on Patreon, Jill and Molly discuss home invasions, DMing celebrities, and what percentage the Podcast loves various people, shows, and concepts. Plus, Jill and Molly dive into the Core Cousin Memory of the time they met Tyler Oakley in Central Park.

Then the main event - Jill and Molly's Wicked: For Good review. What is the hold Jonathan Bailey has over the girls and the gays? How long is a clock tick? And why couldn't the Cowardly Lion come out of his cage and be doing just fine? These questions are not answered in this episode, but they are posed.

As always, we're desperate for your emails to eatcpod@gmail.com, your five star ratings, and your validation. Keep it as cute as Tim Jr., cousins!