Cousins, this episode truly has it all. Jill and Molly kick things off with a listener email from our very own podcast promoter, before diving into The Traitors season 4 and unpacking the incredible charisma of Rob from Love Island and the questionable behaviour of Michael Rapaport, AKA Michael Wrap It Up.

The cousins then check in on their New Year’s resolutions (results may vary), dive back into the iconic "apparently" meme, and share an incredible subway story courtesy of Jill’s random friend—proof that public transit remains undefeated.

Things take a turn at the end with an unhinged technical difficulty that somehow becomes free promo for Finch, the self-care app, thanks to listener Katie. We promise this makes sense eventually.

As always, please send us your emails at eatcpod@gmail.com, leave a five-star rating and review, and keep it cute, cousins!

Cousins, today we are coming in HOT. Tune in to hear a gotcha moment re: Mary and her bags in It’s a Wonderful Life, why our promoter has now also taken on a side hustle as a drop shipper, and an odd request from a special guest star (hint: it’s Tim).

Jill and Molly also reveal their catch phrases (that’s CRAZY and I love that!), give their takes on some listener ins and outs, and get perhaps a bit too passionate about Jordan Firstman.

Plus, thanks to the cousins and our growing listenership, we have received our first true guest star request from financial consultant Al.

Oh, and technically this is our New Year’s resolution episode? We get to that in the last 5 minutes, promise.

As always, don’t forget to email us at eatcpod@gmail.com with any and all New Year’s resolutions you think we need to take under advisement, proselytize the podcast to your friends and cousins, and of course, keep it cute!

Happy 2026, cousins! We’re ringing in the new year the only way we know how: confidently declaring what’s in, what’s out, and what we don’t fully understand but have strong opinions about anyway. Jill and Molly debate polka dots, pilates, going analog, “maxing” (???), social media posting, the current state of movie press tours, and so much more.

If you wanted an episode about setting goals and becoming our best selves, you may have to wait for next week, and that's okay! But if you want to hear Jill's hot take about Timothée Chalamet or Molly's thorough explanation of how to eat a baked potato, then you came to the right place.

As always, cousins, please start the year strong by emailing us at eatcpod@gmail.com, leaving a five-star rating and review, and keeping it cute in 2026.