Cousins, this week we’re welcoming our first returning guest, Mary! Jill and Mary deliver their official race report along with a full breakdown of the preceding shenanigans.

After the race report, we're diving deep into internet content as Molly brings light to the viral nun content which has her questioning ALL her life choices.

Then, in an educational segment no one asked for, Molly and Mary introduce Jill to the worlds of “Club Chalamet” and the Khia Asylum, expanding her digital literacy in ways that may or may not be helpful.

Plus, the cousins return to a familiar topic: more thoughts on Lena Dunham, because apparently we are not done discussing her.

As always, send us your emails at eatcpod@gmail.com, leave a five-star rating and review, and keep it cute, cousins!

Cousins, we’re back with another episode where we are hitting MANY corners. We follow up on the Pizza Movie prank on Cousin Bill featuring a rare cameo from the man himself, do a quick budget check-in to prove we are at least trying to be financially responsible, and dive into the wonderful world of wedding dress shopping.

Then, in a completely reasonable and not at all threatening turn, the cousins imagine a world where Jill kicks Molly out of the podcast à la Alex Cooper, leaving us with the brilliant new name of Everybody and Nobody Else.

As always, send us your emails at eatcpod@gmail.com, leave a five-star rating and review, and keep it cute, cousins

Cousins, despite much of this episode ending up on the cutting room floor, what remains is chaotic and calling out for cancellation.

First, we discuss differing parenting styles, apologizing to children, and why Molly’s mom felt she needed to read books about how to parent troubled teens (i.e., Molly). Jill reveals that she was friends with some troubled teens in her youth and Jill and Molly find out that not every core cousin memory is remembered the same way.

Then, Jill and Molly finally gather the strength to unpack Justin Trudeau and Katy Perry’s Coachella experience (including Katy Perry’s apparent need to vape) before giving you a deep dive into what exactly is going on between Katy Perry and Ruby Rose, and accidentally convincing themselves that Jaty might be real??

Then, we get into The Drama - no, not what’s happening lately on Secret Lives of Mormon Wives, we’re talking about the new movie starring Zendaya and Robert Pattinson and why the Haim sister is bad bad news.

In a shocking turn of events, Molly fesses up to loving Lena Dunham and the cousins unpack why you can’t help but love her and why Molly would really benefit from this podcast having video.

You know the drill - rate our podcast, tell your friends, email us at eatcpod@gmail.com, and keep it cute this week cousins!