D&J - He couldn't possibly play worse than he did against the Steelers.
C.J. Stroud - Hold my beer!

When you're name is Percy (Master P), of course you name your son Mercy; National Champion Fernando Mendoza is a theater kid put a football on a dime; Do today's kid even know who MLK was?; The arrogance and ignorance of political views that say "if it comes from the other party, it's bad even if it's good"; As long as your brother poses as your mom, you're covered; Shhhh, apparently Denmark hasn't always cared about the people of Greenland; If you think AI is bad, imagine riding a horse to work; and more.

You don't have to give us credit for inspiring Houma's Weenie Spaghetti Festival cause we're taking it anyway; Trump's power to change words and the world; Governor Landry's everywhere...except Louisiana; The King Cake flavor wars - enough already; Pro business tips - get paid in advance; Happy birthday - I didn't want to come; Some expirations don't matter; Gimme Three Steps, a great down da bayou dance tune AND sound dating advice; Lessons learned from 70s song lyrics; Minnesota daycare industry has a lock on the news - Minnesota ICE protestors say Hold My Beer; We're moving from FAFO to FO; RIP bruh, I got a bingo game to go to; and more.

Not a great week to be a narco terrorist or Minnesota daycare grifter; Did the president's speech last longer than the entire military operation?; Based on Jeff Landry's recent itinerary, all the problems in Louisiana must be solved; The Martin Tree of Life - from the bucket to the gutter and back; Bruh, that's a nice piece of marble, yeah; and more.