Simon and "Dangerous" Dan Coverley hold down the fort on a man-down edition of Sports Wrap. Footy season might be wrapped, but the banter is firing on all cylinders as the boys dissect international scandals, blockbuster trade rumors, and the absolute chaos of everyday life.

• Round the Grounds: A global wrap-up covering NFL highlights, St Kilda's brutal AFLW quarter, the NRL Grand Final spectacle, and Manchester City being hit with 114 guilty charges in the EPL's biggest financial scandal.
• AFL Best & Fairest & Trade Frenzy: Breaking down recent B&F winners—from Nick Daicos and Sam Walsh to Luke Jackson—and sifting through trade chaos, including Jack Merrett’s move to Hawthorn, Scott Pendlebury’s Gold Coast deal, and Lachie Neale’s surprise shift. Plus, Jamie Graham taking the reins at North Melbourne.
• Simon Says: Simon shares classic local grievances, including a wild morning encounter with a bong-ripping local in the Midland food court, overfilled takeaway coffee disasters, awkward gym yoga sessions, dog blanket ownership, and a deep dive into South Park’s latest satire.
• Building for 2027: A look at what the AFL's bottom ten clubs desperately need to fix their spine, backlines, and culture before the next campaign kicks off.
• What Your AFL Team Says About You: Simon and Dan brutally roast every fan base in the league—from Melbourne’s RM Williams ski-crusaders to West Coast's all-show-no-go supporters and Collingwood's persistent stereotypes.

Show Note: No episode next Monday! Tune in this Friday from 8:00 PM to 10:00 PM AWST for the 2nd Annual Golden Plums special episode on DRN1.

Simmo, Stocco, and Dukes dissect the aftermath of an absolute classic AFL Grand Final, where the Fremantle Football Club had both hands on the premiership cup before a catastrophic final four minutes saw the Brisbane Lions snatch a historic three-peat victory.

Fremantle's Grand Final Heartbreak

The boys hold nothing back as they break down how the Dockers blew a 17-point lead late in the fourth quarter after "Wolfie Time" backfired in spectacular fashion. The crew explores the fallout of Fremantle's brutal collapse, Shai Bolton's controversial Norm Smith Medal win, and whether this crushing defeat will scar the club for years to come.

Simon Says & Sports Wrap

Simmo unleashes a legendary rant covering Mason Cox's uselessness, Kane Cornes' repetitive commentary, useless pub toilet paper, the Royal Show, and the 5 worst minutes after a Grand Final. Plus, a quick spin around the grounds with the Green Bay Packers' terrible NFL start, Australia's ODI cricket struggles, and Manchester City being found guilty of FFP charges.

Crunching Numbers with Dukes Dukes returns to break down the mind-boggling statistics from the 2026 decider, including Brisbane becoming only the second team since 1984 to win a Grand Final when trailing at three-quarter time, alongside Nick Daicos' record-breaking Brownlow Medal vote rate.

Simmo, Ben Stockton, and Dangerous Dan assemble for a massive Grand Final edition of Sports Wrap, dissecting all the Preliminary Final drama and setting up the ultimate premiership decider.

Prelim Final Drama & Grand Final Preview

The crew looks back at Sydney running out of legs as Fremantle stormed home to secure their spot in the big dance, alongside the all-time classic shootout between Hawthorn and Brisbane. The boys dive into a complete preview of the 2026 AFL Grand Final between the Lions and the Dockers, offering predictions, key matchups, and Norm Smith Medal picks.

Simon Says & Around the Grounds

Simo tackles it all in a fiery edition of Simon Says, covering Premier League tactics, Hawthorn fan overreactions, useless aged care calls, Ed Sheeran's cancellation, and the absurdity of 60-dollar cinnamon scrolls. Plus, a quick spin around the WAFL Grand Final result, Premier League shockers, NBL, and Week 2 of the NFL season.

Grand Final Improvements & Brownlow Wrap

The team lays out their ultimate wishlist to fix Grand Final day, including scrapping the halftime sprint for a torpedo contest, getting rid of corporate ticket hogs, and letting the losing team leave. Finally, the hosts break down Nick Daicos' dominant lead in the Brownlow Medal count and react to the Goal and Mark of the Year winners.