In a special solo edition, Joey dons his Professor cap and gives his highly credentialed and meticulously researched assessment of how our Bravo shows are currently faring. 

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Original music by Fred Nicolaus. Artwork by Jason Hart. Produced and edited by Joey Vallese.

The Vanderpump Rules premiere is finally here! Joey and Lauren go, er, deep on the hilarious text heard round the world in an otherwise so-so episode (womp womp). Over in Beverly Hills, the Cousins also dissect the many miles of grace Garcelle has given Dorit over the years, Erika's intoxicated tour-de-force, and our patron saint of technicolored chaos: Real Housewives of Miami. 

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Original music by Fred Nicolaus. Artwork by Jason Hart. Produced and edited by Joey Vallese.

The moment you've all been waiting for: Joey and Lauren finally give their two cents about the ruuuuuuumuuuhhhs and the nastiness of that Salt Lake City finale and reunion. They also do a whirlwind deep dive on Beverly Hills, Miami, RHONY Legacy Ultimate Girls Trip, whilst mostly ignoring the travesty that is this current season of Potomac. 

Follow The Cousins on Instagram: @cousinsbybravo

Buy Joey's book, LA Times Bestseller IT CAME FROM THE CLOSET: QUEER REFLECTIONS ON HORROR (https://www.feministpress.org/books-a-m/it-came-from-the-closet) and follow on Insta (@it_came_from_the_closet) and Twitter (@homohorror)!

In the UK/Europe: https://saraband.net/sb-title/it-came-from-the-closet/

Original music by Fred Nicolaus. Artwork by Jason Hart. Produced and edited by Joey Vallese.