Welcome back to Coffy Town Radio Theater. This is the finale of Players & Pearls at Club Surrender on Storytime with Lady. And yes, sugar — I’m Lady. Seamstress to the sparkling jewels of Coffy Town, Concierge of Lady’s Room, and owner of Lady’s Presents. My Self‑Love Body Butter is THC‑infused and feels so good, you’ll wish you could smoke it. So if you’ve got any ash, aches, or attitudes to soothe, you just let me know.

Storytime with Lady: Players & Pearls at Club Surrender is part of the Holter Intellectual Property Curriculum. The script and songbook by Jessica Holter are available in print through CoffyBooks.com..

On the last episode, Detective Jimmy found himself unraveling in the middle of Club Surrender as a storm of curated distractions clouded his judgment. With Scarlett Falls held prisoner at his VIP table, he thought he had caught the kidnapper who made Ruby LaRoux disappear. But one unimaginable phone call twisted his mind into believing his own wife, Bettie, might be the Who in the off‑duty whodunit he was trying to solve for Lucy.

And while Funky John made a confession bold enough to stop the whole club in its tracks, that gumshoe still hadn’t caught on the last time I talked to you.

Tonight, the truth dances in full view. Every secret in Coffy Town seems ready to take the stage — all except mine.

Welcome back to Coffy Town Radio Theater. This is Episode Four of Players & Pearls at Club Surrender on Storytime with Lady.

And yes, sugar — I’m Lady. Seamstress to the sparkling jewels of Coffy Town, Concierge of Lady’s Room, and owner of Lady’s Presents. My Self‑Love Body Butter is moving fast in this weather, so if you’ve got any ash or itches to soothe, you just let me know.

Storytime with Lady: Players & Pearls at Club Surrender is part of the Holter Intellectual Property Curriculum. Script and songbook by Jessica Holter, available in print through CoffyBooks.com.

Last episode, Detective Jimmy walked in with guilt on his breath and questions in his pocket, only to find Lucy Sapphire holding her whole world together with a ledger and a prayer that he could find her missing headliner, Ruby LaRoux. Scarlet Falls tested his patience, Unpimpable Missy served him a clean rejection, and Funky John pointed him straight toward the scene of the crime — where only a few pearls lay frozen on the ground in Consequence Street Alley.

Tonight, Club Surrender burns hotter than a serpentine fire when Sarah‑Sarah steps into the spotlight with a little divine intervention aimed right at Lotta Moxi’s designs on Pete Prayer.

Walk with Lady as the story deepens, the strings tighten, and the puppet master finally shows their hand in Players & Pearls at Club Surrender — Episode Four.

This is Episode Three of our Coffy Town Radio Theater show, Players & Pearls at Club Surrender, on Storytime with Lady. That’s me — Seamstress to the sparkling jewels of Coffy Town, Concierge of Lady’s Room, and owner of Lady’s Presents. [Pause] Storytime with Lady: Players & Pearls at Club Surrender is part of the Holter Intellectual Property Curriculum. The script and songbook by Jessica Holter are available in print through CoffyBooks dot com. [Break] Okay, so… On the last episode, curiosity and suspicion drifted like guilty dust motes through the tense atmosphere of Club Surrender as the question dangled on the stage under an empty spotlight... [asks suspiciously] WHERE is Ruby? Club Surrender's headliner Ruby Laroo disappeared inexplicably after her first song, forcing club owner Lucy Sapphire to come out of retirement and perform, and causing me to call Detective Jimmy to investigate. [Break] In this episode, Detective Jimmy arrives to find out that our Coffy Town Players and Pearls are as resistant as they are resilient. Far be it for something like a missing person’s case to stand in the way of Funky John’s plan to get back in position as the show director. [break] With the Club’s survival hanging on a thread, this was his best chance to undo the damage he’d done when he was Lucy’s leading man. Welcome to Players and Pearls at Club Surrender ... Storytime with Lady, Episode Three.