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In this episode:

Bit of a Natter – What would you actually do if you won £74 million? Would you go public, keep it secret, or disappear to a villa in Spain? Lew and Dad share their fantasy plans, debate whether money really brings happiness, and how it might change family life.

Adam & Eve It (Rant of the Week) – The Prime Minister wants to introduce a new “brick card” ID… but Dad’s not having it. Another card? Another system? He’s got a few things to say about that.

Say It Like Steve – Gift-giving dilemmas: If your partner says “Don’t get me anything” and you actually don’t… are you in the wrong when they get upset?

Cockney Slang Word of the Week – Last week’s was Sausage and Mash (cash), this week’s is ?????. Got it? Comment your guess on Instagram for a cheeky follow back.

All that, plus the latest update on Dad’s handmade Tracy Island—it’s finally finished! Bays, palm trees, paper-mâché and all.

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In this episode:

Screens & Gaming – Lew opens up about the battles of modern parenting: Fortnite, FIFA, Roblox, in-game purchases, and whether screens are really to blame for kids’ moods. Dad weighs in on how things were “back in his day.”

Adam & Eve It (Rant of the Week) – Christmas has officially started… in September! With mince pies already on shelves and supermarket delivery slots going live three months early, Dad’s not having it.

Say It Like Steve – A Halloween special: what are you dressing up as this year? Plus, some questionable costume ideas for Steve.

Cockney Slang Word of the Week – Last week’s was “Butcher’s Hook” (look), this week’s is ?????. Got it? Comment your guess on Instagram cheeky follow back.

All that, plus the latest update on Dad’s homemade Tracy Island build – will it be ready by October?

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This week I’m taking Dad out of this world (literally) as I quiz him about Atlas 3i – the interstellar visitor that’s got social media buzzing with alien theories. Is it just a space rock, or are the odds too strange to ignore?

Back on Earth, I put Dad through an “old people habits” quiz – does he moan about traffic, hoard plastic bags, and groan every time he stands up? (Spoiler: it doesn’t look good for him).

In Say It Like Steve, a listener wants to renew her wedding vows, but her husband isn’t bothered. She’s upset – is she overreacting, or does Dad’s blunt honesty hit the mark?

And for the big finish, we open our very first PR package – all thanks to me sharing my Christmas trauma about never getting Tracy Island as a kid. Did this finally heal my inner child? You’ll have to listen to find out.

Plus the usual Cockney slang of the week, plenty of laughs, and the odd tangent or two.

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