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Bit of a Natter – What would you actually do if you won £74 million? Would you go public, keep it secret, or disappear to a villa in Spain? Lew and Dad share their fantasy plans, debate whether money really brings happiness, and how it might change family life.

Adam & Eve It (Rant of the Week) – The Prime Minister wants to introduce a new “brick card” ID… but Dad’s not having it. Another card? Another system? He’s got a few things to say about that.

Say It Like Steve – Gift-giving dilemmas: If your partner says “Don’t get me anything” and you actually don’t… are you in the wrong when they get upset?

Cockney Slang Word of the Week – Last week’s was Sausage and Mash (cash), this week’s is ?????. Got it? Comment your guess on Instagram for a cheeky follow back.

All that, plus the latest update on Dad’s handmade Tracy Island—it’s finally finished! Bays, palm trees, paper-mâché and all.

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Screens & Gaming – Lew opens up about the battles of modern parenting: Fortnite, FIFA, Roblox, in-game purchases, and whether screens are really to blame for kids’ moods. Dad weighs in on how things were “back in his day.”

Adam & Eve It (Rant of the Week) – Christmas has officially started… in September! With mince pies already on shelves and supermarket delivery slots going live three months early, Dad’s not having it.

Say It Like Steve – A Halloween special: what are you dressing up as this year? Plus, some questionable costume ideas for Steve.

Cockney Slang Word of the Week – Last week’s was “Butcher’s Hook” (look), this week’s is ?????. Got it? Comment your guess on Instagram cheeky follow back.

All that, plus the latest update on Dad’s homemade Tracy Island build – will it be ready by October?

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This week I’m taking Dad out of this world (literally) as I quiz him about Atlas 3i – the interstellar visitor that’s got social media buzzing with alien theories. Is it just a space rock, or are the odds too strange to ignore?

Back on Earth, I put Dad through an “old people habits” quiz – does he moan about traffic, hoard plastic bags, and groan every time he stands up? (Spoiler: it doesn’t look good for him).

In Say It Like Steve, a listener wants to renew her wedding vows, but her husband isn’t bothered. She’s upset – is she overreacting, or does Dad’s blunt honesty hit the mark?

And for the big finish, we open our very first PR package – all thanks to me sharing my Christmas trauma about never getting Tracy Island as a kid. Did this finally heal my inner child? You’ll have to listen to find out.

Plus the usual Cockney slang of the week, plenty of laughs, and the odd tangent or two.

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This week it’s episode 13 – unlucky for some, but (mostly) not for us! Lew surprises Dad with his very first autumn candle, before diving into a bumper Bit of a Natter featuring questions and gripes from our listeners. From cars clogging pavements and supermarket snackers to £7 hot chocolates and the stress of secondary school choices – nothing’s off the table.

We also tackle the big talking point of the week: tube strikes. Are drivers right to demand less work for more money, or is London being held to ransom? Expect blunt opinions, laughs, and a bit of Cockney common sense.

And in Say It Like Steve, Dad faces a listener who reckons he’s too blunt for his own good – will he tone it down or double down? (Spoiler: you probably know the answer already).

We wrap things up with this week’s Cockney slang challenge: “biscuits and cheese.” Any guesses? Drop them in the comments!

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We’re back after a short break, and this week’s episode is a mix of laughs, debates, and a bit of advice. From autumn leaves and pumpkin-spiced everything, to whether flying the Union Jack has lost its meaning, we cover it all with plenty of Cockney & Son banter.

In Say It Like Steve, we tackle a follower’s question: how do you build the confidence to go out alone, whether that’s grabbing a coffee, heading to the park, or even sitting down for a meal for one? As always, Steve’s advice is blunt, funny, and surprisingly useful.

We wrap things up with our Cockney Slang Word of the Week??? Know what it means? Drop us a comment or DM get it right and you might even earn yourself a follow back.

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Cockney & Son hit the road again, this time recording live from the South of France! 🇫🇷 Expect sunshine (and a few storm clouds), villa life, and plenty of laughs as we swap London chaos for St Tropez beaches.

We chat about French culture vs London life, Dad’s ongoing battle with his knobbly knees (and whether we need to start a GoFundMe for his knee ops), and the struggle of speaking French when all you can manage is “merci.” Add in a dramatic fall into the sea, dodgy sandals, and a rant about uneven sand, and you’ve got one very continental episode.

Say It Like Steve – should Brits abroad try to speak French or just stick to English?

Cockney Slang Word of the Week – what on earth is ????????

A few pranks, family chaos, and the dream of retiring to France…

Back next week in “boring old London,” but for now, pour yourself a glass of vin rouge and enjoy the ride.

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Double digits and on location! This week we’re coming to you from a very glamorous… caravan in Hailing Island (don’t be jealous). It’s the first stop on our Cockney & Son “world tour” before we head to the sunny South of France next week.

We chat about our upcoming Eurocamp-to-villa upgrade, Dad’s legendary beachside massage story, and why he’s waging war on the clocks going back. Expect seagulls, surprise kid cameos, MOT moans, and a healthy debate about whether farmers really need that extra daylight.

Plus, this week’s Cockney Slang Word of the Week is “Daisy Roots” – and we want your guesses!

We might be sweating in a caravan, but the commitment is real. Questions for Say It Like Steve from next week’s French sunshine? Get them in now!

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This week, we’re pulling down the garden fence and having a natter about neighbours the good, the bad, and the downright nosy. From creepy legends like “Rosie Meadow” to shared garden bins and awkward chats over the washing line, we ask: do people still talk to their neighbours, or are we all Ring doorbells and bolted gates these days?

Then it’s onto a proper moan about the price of plastic bags how did we go from getting them for free to needing a mortgage for a Bag for Life?

In Say It Like Steve, we dive into the struggles of getting on the property ladder in 2025. Spoiler alert: it’s not pretty — unless you’ve got a rich nan and zero bills.

PLUS — the chaos level hits new heights as the girly makes her podcast debut, unplanned and unstoppable. If you think men can’t multitask, this episode might just prove you wrong.

And of course, we wrap it all up with this week’s Cockney Slang Word of the Week ?????

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