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A monthly dictation to help learners of the English language to improve their listening comprehension.

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4. Listen to the dictation again. You should understand some of the words that you didn't understand before.

A 43 year old man, has won a court case against his parents for throwing out his porn collection.  The judge has ordered his parents to pay him $30,000 for getting rid of his porn collection. His collection included films, magazines and other items. His Dad said that he had done his son a big favour by getting rid of all of his stuff.

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(A bit of a difficult English dictation today!)

A monthly dictation to help learners of the English language to improve their listening comprehension.

1. Don't look at the transcript (text) below.
2. Listen to the podcast (the dictation is repeated twice) and try to write everything you hear down.
3. Check your text with the text of the dictation. If any word is different, it is probably a listening comprehension mistake. Try to listen again to the word and repeat the pronunciation a few times. If you don't understand the word when you read it; it is probably new vocabulary.
4. Listen to the dictation again. You should understand some of the words that you didn't understand before.

A woman who banned her boyfriend from playing computer games, has come up with a great way to get him to do house chores.  The boyfriend, who is unemployed, used to spend all day playing computer games, and never helping around the house.  She tried to talk to him, but he still didn’t help. However, after turning off his internet connection, she has managed to negotiate with him.  She now only lets him play when he has helped to clean the house. 

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(A bit of a difficult English dictation today!)

A monthly dictation to help learners of the English language to improve their listening comprehension.

1. Don't look at the transcript (text) below.
2. Listen to the podcast (the dictation is repeated twice) and try to write everything you hear down.
3. Check your text with the text of the dictation. If any word is different, it is probably a listening comprehension mistake. Try to listen again to the word and repeat the pronunciation a few times. If you don't understand the word when you read it; it is probably new vocabulary.
4. Listen to the dictation again. You should understand some of the words that you didn't understand before.

Transcript: A man called in a bomb threat at his local fast food restaurant because they were out of his favourite sauce for his chicken nuggets. However, things didn’t go his way. The man was arrested after he threatened to blow up the restaurant and punch an employee because of the missing sauce. The 42 year old man was arrested and charged with making a false report of an explosive device.

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(A bit of a difficult English dictation today!)

A monthly dictation to help learners of the English language to improve their listening comprehension.

1. Don't look at the transcript (text) below.
2. Listen to the podcast (the dictation is repeated twice) and try to write everything you hear down.
3. Check your text with the text of the dictation. If any word is different, it is probably a listening comprehension mistake. Try to listen again to the word and repeat the pronunciation a few times. If you don't understand the word when you read it; it is probably new vocabulary.
4. Listen to the dictation again. You should understand some of the words that you didn't understand before.

A giant tortoise, who escaped from his home, has been found 1 and a half kilometres away. The tortoise, called Titan, who weighs 57kg, lives in a garden in the UK. His owner has no idea how he escaped his enclosure. There is no sign of damage or holes in the fences of his enclosure. It took three police officers to lift Titan up. Titan is 35 years old and measures a metre across.

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(A bit of a difficult English dictation today!)

A weekly dictation to help learners of the English language to improve their listening comprehension.

1. Don't look at the transcript (text) below.
2. Listen to the podcast (the dictation is repeated twice) and try to write everything you hear down.
3. Check your text with the text of the dictation. If any word is different, it is probably a listening comprehension mistake. Try to listen again to the word and repeat the pronunciation a few times. If you don't understand the word when you read it; it is probably new vocabulary.
4. Listen to the dictation again. You should understand some of the words that you didn't understand before.

In Japan, a town received funds to help with COVID-19 relief and decided to use them on something a little different. The town leaders decided that the best way to use the money was to buy a huge statue of a giant squid. The town is famous for its squid fishing, so the town council thought that a giant squid statue would bring in more tourists. The statue cost around $200,000.

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(A bit of a difficult English dictation today!)

A weekly dictation to help learners of the English language to improve their listening comprehension.

1. Don't look at the transcript (text) below.
2. Listen to the podcast (the dictation is repeated twice) and try to write everything you hear down.
3. Check your text with the text of the dictation. If any word is different, it is probably a listening comprehension mistake. Try to listen again to the word and repeat the pronunciation a few times. If you don't understand the word when you read it; it is probably new vocabulary.
4. Listen to the dictation again. You should understand some of the words that you didn't understand before.

A woman in Poland, called the police when she saw a bizarre animal in a tree outside her flat.  The woman didn’t know what animal it was, but thought it might be an iguana.  When the officers arrived they were able to get the mystery animal down.  The animal in question turned out to be a croissant.  A neighbour thinks that the croissant was thrown out of a window as food for birds, but ended up getting stuck in the tree.  The officers did not mention what happened to the croissant after it was rescued from the tree.

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(A bit of a difficult English dictation today!)

A weekly dictation to help learners of the English language to improve their listening comprehension.

1. Don't look at the transcript (text) below.
2. Listen to the podcast (the dictation is repeated twice) and try to write everything you hear down.
3. Check your text with the text of the dictation. If any word is different, it is probably a listening comprehension mistake. Try to listen again to the word and repeat the pronunciation a few times. If you don't understand the word when you read it; it is probably new vocabulary.
4. Listen to the dictation again. You should understand some of the words that you didn't understand before.

In Turkey, a whole neighbourhood learned sign language in order to surprise a deaf man who lives there.  Everybody secretly learned sign language.  The neighbourhood then set up cameras in the streets so they could surprise him. On the day, as the man begins to walk down the street, he is surprised when people in shops and in the street speak to him in sign language.  Even the local taxi driver learnt it.  He then arrives at the town square and is met by all the residents who surprise him.  The video of the special day finishes with the guy clearly emotionally moved.

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