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WELCOME TO THE WORLD OF ULTIMATE POWER. DO YOU THINK YOU HAVE WHAT IT TAKES TO COMPLETE OUR 70 SEMESTER TRAINING COURSE OF PUSHING OURSELVES TO OUR LIMITS? GOOD. GET YOUR CREDIT CARD READY, THEN, BECAUSE YOU'RE IN FOR A WORLD OF HURT. YOU. WILL. FEEL. PAIN. BUT PAIN IS JUST WEAKNESS LEAVING OUR PITIFUL BODIES. I HAVEN'T SLEPT FOR 6 YEARS AND NEITHER WILL YOU. YOU WILL CRY. YOU WILL THROW UP. WE WILL SPEND HOURS SCREAMING AT OURSELVES IN THE MIRROR.

IF YOU CAN'T TAKE IT, YOU LITTLE BITCH, THEN LISTEN TO THIS PODCAST ABOUT POWER SOURCES FROM TWO SNOWFLAKES. YOU'LL LEARN ABOUT SITTING BACK AND BEING LAZY WHILE THE EARTH'S NATURAL RESOURCES PULL THEIR WEIGHT AND STEAL YOUR GIRLFRIEND. YOU DESERVE IT, YOU CUCK.

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Did you know each pixel in your monitor is run by a tiny little nanorobot? You didn't? Well now you know- Nah, I'm just messing with you. It's just a bunch of LEDs or something. The real good stuff is what it's powered by: The crushed souls of your future enemies. The brighter it is, the more enemies you defeat later in life.... Wow! You must have a lot of enemies! I'm betting you defeat them using Nanorobots. Therefore, it's practically a requirement that you listen to this full lesson on building and managing Nanorobots for the sake of your legacy.

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Hi ho! Hi ho! It's off to work we go! With a-- [ROCKET EXPLOSION]

(The dwarves were never heard from again...)