CHRISSY AND DB ARE NOT IN THE MATRIX.

We're back to hell, digging deeper into our Hellraiser franchise. This episode, we cover HELLRAISER: HELLWORLD, a movie that does not feature Keanu Reeves.

Sit with us as we talk about pus, have a little laugh, and spend an exorbitant amount of time discussing sucking Henry Cavill. Listen to us find the parallels between the saw franchise, Vincent Price films, and callbacks to earlier Hellraiser movies.

As always, stay til the end to hear what good things are happening to us, what's on the horizon, and discussing the importance of giving things a chance!

CHRISSY AND DB ARE SUCKING TOES … AND CELEBRATING A BIRTHDAY!

On this very special birthday episode, we're celebrating Chrissy! Join us for a jerk off-season episode, where we review Chrissy's pick, and get down and dirty talkin' about feet.

Grab a beverage, stay awhile, and have some laughs with us as we break down the Yorgos Lanthimos classic — The Killing of a Sacred Deer.

As always, stay til the end to hear what good things are happening to us, what's on the horizon, and discussing the importance of friendship.

CHRISSY AND DB MADE SOME FRIENDS!

We're back and hornier than ever for a FOURSOME! This super special episode features our first ever guests, the scare boys, Jeremy & Brandy Joe from the Scaring is Sharing podcast.

Join us as we talk about pajamas, Godzilla, porn, and all the other shenanigans we got up to between episodes.

This week, we're covering girlhood classics, "Gone Girl" and "The Housemaid" starring some of our favorite badass blondes.

Make sure to stay to the end to hear what good things happened to us this week, celebrating our friendship, and celebrating sobriety!

CHRISSY AND DB ARE HALLUCINATING HOT NURSES

We're back for Hellraiser: Hellseeker — ready to plan some crimes with our coworkers and discuss pinhead and the cenobites.

This episode we're back with Kirsty Cotton, our original Hellraiser babe and favorite final girl. In typical hellraiser fashion, we have severed limbs, mysterious hallucinations, and asshole boyfriends.

As always, stay til the end to hear what good things are happening this week, what we've been up to, and what we have in store.

Chrissy & DB are celebrating birthdays in a basement.

On this special birthday episode, DB chains chrissy up in her basement to watch and review the 2019 "Villains" starring Bill Skarsgård and Maika Monroe.

Get kinky, get weird, maybe get a little bit gross with us as we celebrate the birth of disaster baby.

This episode we talk old people, mommy kinks, and selling sea shells by the sea shore.

As always, stay til the end to hear what good things are happening this week, what we've been up to, and what we have in store.

CHRISSY AND ELLE ARE IN GROUNDHOG DAY HELL

This episode, we talk about showing hole. Sit down or skip through our most diabolically unhinged pre-show banter yet, and feel free to let us know your thoughts.

Join two Scott Derrickson supporters as we deep dive into Hellraiser V: Inferno. We discuss severed child fingers, being a bad husband, and the other dos and don't's of grotey 2000's crime thrillers.

As always, stay til the end to hear what good things are happening this week, what we've been up to, and what we have in store.

CHRISSY & DB GIVE YOU THEIR TOPS AND BOTTOMS

On this super special new years - new us episode, we recap our top 5, and bottom 5 horror films of 2025. We tell you what we loved, what we hated, and who we think are the most notable names in the top and bottom communities.

Join us for a rollercoaster of an episode involving toes, chewing on objects that shouldn't be chewed on, sweaty men, and all the year's scariest toys.

As always, stay til the end to hear what good things are happening this week, what we've been up to, and what we have in store.

Chrissy & DB are drinking milk.

For this holiday Christmas special, we take a deep dive into Halina Reijn's Babygirl. Get facedown on your stomach and prepare to get kinky, weird, and maybe even a little gross with us this Christmas.

We also cover what's what in pop culture right now — Amanda Seyfried being a hater, Katy O'Brian being one of the hottest Hollywood faces, Euphoria's return, and the two hottest hockey players that everyone is talking about.

Thank you for a very special winter of boiled milk, and have a very merry whatever holiday you celebrate.

As always, stay til the end to hear what good things are happening this week, what we've been up to, and what we have in store.