A 25-year-old with a quarter-life crisis calls to talk with Geth about capitalism, growing up too fast, complicated sibling dynamics, how childhood shapes adulthood, and getting back into the things you love. Plus, some personal revelations about Geth's own childhood, and a PSA for young people: Charge your damn phones!

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Five years ago, this week's caller lost his 15-year-old son. Today, he's raising his 15-year-old daughter and navigating what it means to live with grief while continuing to move forward. It's a conversation about loss, love, and the complicated ways joy and sorrow coexist.

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This week's caller met her husband while working on a cruise ship. She's got plenty of stories about life behind the scenes at sea: from a painful breakup that sent her into the world to finding love, to building a new life in California, and lots of cruise talk in between. Plus, Geth and the caller bond over immigration, Irish roots, and America's severe lack of halloumi cheese.

And a special treat for everyone on the free feed: While we get our new Patreon up and running (soon!), we're sharing the usually paywalled Five Questions, which includes a truly horrifying bungee-jumping story.

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