Y'know how everyone's Dad has to stab their uncle in a barfight over their mum's infidelity at some point in their formative years? Well I know this guy whose parents waited until 21 to do the barfight. Unbelievable.

Origin Story was written and read by Stuart Hardy.

http://www.patreon.com/stubagful

Music from Youtube's audio library

Peacefully - E's Jammy Jams

Happy Birthday - E's Jammy Jams

Lost at Sea - Tracktribe

Pouring Out - Asher Fulero

Gamela - E's Jammy James

Sound effects

Wine glass shatter - Youtube audio library

London Pub Ambience by mdayalan -- https://freesound.org/s/398224/ -- License: Creative Commons 0

SFXWhip-Ext _OWI Whip_Mikail_OwSfx by Mikail_Olivier -- https://freesound.org/s/708319/ -- License: Creative Commons 0

Frying Sausage 2.wav by itinerantmonk108 -- https://freesound.org/s/552717/ -- License: Creative Commons 0

Body - Fall, heavy dangerous by Vrymaa -- https://freesound.org/s/734629/ -- License: Creative Commons 0

Emergency Ambulance Pass by BennettFilmTeacher -- https://freesound.org/s/607782/ -- License: Creative Commons 0

The Office by qubodup -- https://freesound.org/s/211945/ -- License: Attribution 4.0

Room tone with computer noise by stomachache -- https://freesound.org/s/192529/ -- License: Creative Commons 0

keyboarding2.wav by keweldog -- https://freesound.org/s/181708/ -- License: Creative Commons 0

Office_phone ring_medium loud.aif by vrodge -- https://freesound.org/s/119555/ -- License: Creative Commons 0

Stapler.wav by esperri -- https://freesound.org/s/119154/ -- License: Creative Commons 0

Office Ambience.wav by DiArchangeli -- https://freesound.org/s/108695/ -- License: Creative Commons 0

Printer.wav by shaugestuen -- https://freesound.org/s/89985/ -- License: Creative Commons 0

typing_soft.wav by beckmen -- https://freesound.org/s/79711/ -- License: Creative Commons 0

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10% of the population of earth randomly drops dead one day for no reason. One of them was George's wife.

Sudden Death was written and read by Stuart Hardy

Featuring the voices of

Paul M Bradley as George

Missi Chappell as Susie

Jane Goddard as George's Mum

Luke Allen as the Operator

Ninette Finch as Mrs Sloacombe

Poppy Abbott as the Government Worker

Kate Coldron as the Funeral Director

Casting by Luke Allen at Ask Seek Knock

Album art by Stuart Hardy

Music

Three Wise People by E's Jammy Jams

Large smile Mood by Nico Staf

Forest Lullabye by Asher Fulero

Stayin Lazy by Godmode

Love's Aftermath by Asher Fulero

It Doesn't Need to be More Than That by pATCHES

As your Prevent Do by pATCHES

Tides by Windows of Ken

Breakfast Alone by The Whole Other

Torture by Coyote Hearing

I Am a Man Who Will Fight for Your Honor by Chris Zabriskie is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution 4.0 license. https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

Source: http://chriszabriskie.com/honor/

Artist: http://chriszabriskie.com/

Remember Me by JR Tundra

Amazing Grace by Cooper Cannell

Heartbeat of the Wind by Asher Fulero

Sound effects

Getting dressed super fast! by pfranzen -- https://freesound.org/s/331354/ -- License: Attribution 4.0

Running Downstairs.wav by lewis100011 -- https://freesound.org/s/241834/ -- License: Attribution 3.0

Seatbelt, In, A.wav by InspectorJ -- https://freesound.org/s/318679/ -- License: Attribution 4.0

Car Door, Closing, A.wav by InspectorJ -- https://freesound.org/s/271555/ -- License: Attribution 4.0

city traffic river 753AM 200624_0187.wav by klankbeeld -- https://freesound.org/s/620821/ -- License: Attribution 4.0

OBJWhledWheelieBin by dhi67540 -- https://freesound.org/s/819551/ -- License: Attribution 4.0

PuttingOnAShirt.wav by talithamaree_2L -- https://freesound.org/s/593583/ -- License: Attribution 3.0

Moving Hangers by kastwey -- https://freesound.org/s/750815/ -- License: Attribution 4.0

Car Door, Opening, A.wav by InspectorJ -- https://freesound.org/s/271554/ -- License: Attribution 4.0

Brushing Hair.wav by talithamaree_2L -- https://freesound.org/s/593573/ -- License: Attribution 3.0

Digging 2.wav by Alexbuk -- https://freesound.org/s/541903/ -- License: Attribution 4.0

Steps-Dirt_2b.OGG by nuFF3 -- https://freesound.org/s/477396/ -- License: Attribution 4.0

All other sound effects either made by Stuart Hardy, from Freesound.org under Creative Commons licence 0 or from the YouTube audio library

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Tim wakes up on the 1st of December and finds a mysterious advent calendar on his wall, and every day he opens a door and eats a chocolate, something bad happens.

Written & read by Stuart Hardy

Featuring the voice talents of

Michelle Jennings as Mum

Alex Whiteley as the Paramedic

Edward Tidy as the Doctor

Luke Allen as Eddie

and Simon Fisher-Becker as Father Christmas

Casting by Luke Allen

Classroom ambience by MakedaMntuyedwa - https://freesound.org/people/MakedaMntuyedwa/sounds/492959/

Sitting on chair by renatofarabeuf - https://freesound.org/people/renatofarabeuf/sounds/232666/

Coat Foley Coat Hits by TRNGLE - https://freesound.org/people/TRNGLE/sounds/378067/

Suburban backyard late afternoon ambience edit by RobinBarnard - https://freesound.org/people/RobinBarnard/sounds/593567/

Ambience, Children Playing, Distant, A by InspectorJ - https://freesound.org/people/InspectorJ/sounds/398160/

Foley » Pick Up Bike Take 6 by CUDenverSound - https://freesound.org/people/CUDenverSound/sounds/487331/

People Having Dinner v2 by Rorhe - https://freesound.org/people/Rorhe/sounds/634953

Door Squeak, Normal » Door Squeak, Normal, D by InspectorJ - https://freesound.org/people/InspectorJ/sounds/346212/

Shower, A by InspectorJ - https://freesound.org/people/InspectorJ/sounds/353195/

ladder aluminum setup 01 by Eelke - https://freesound.org/people/Eelke/sounds/462615/

Hard sounds » Climbing ladder by Yolande180138 - https://freesound.org/people/Yolande180138/sounds/445696/

Earthquake_Interior_MetalRattling_2.wav by Cell31_Sound_Productions - https://freesound.org/people/Cell31_Sound_Productions/sounds/198095/

Crumpling to floor by DJ Burnham - https://freesound.org/people/DJ%20Burnham/sounds/76777/

building_collapse02_close by onteca - https://freesound.org/people/onteca/sounds/197772/

RustlingFabric by SamRam21 - https://freesound.org/people/SamRam21/sounds/649918/

Everyday Sounds » fabric rustling by kgatto - https://freesound.org/people/kgatto/sounds/240266/

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