• Episode 100: Jocelyn says they planned something big, life been lifin’, and they’re taking celebration ideas
• Jocelyn on the peanut butter and chili comments: we never said you were disgusting, people are hearing with emotions and not words
• Jocelyn likes peanut butter chocolate milk and that’s her business. Jade: I’ll applaud you from afar
• Five Indianapolis officers charged with misusing Flock cameras. Jocelyn: why are we protecting their identities?
• Jade: if the public doesn’t have access, who did y’all think was going to abuse it?
• Jocelyn: they your ex for a reason. Leave them in the past
• Jocelyn is a left lane driver. Jade: this is Indiana, we drive whatever the spirit leads us to
• Jocelyn: put your phone down at the light. Jade: you the line leader
• Jocelyn: if Indianapolis keeps building roundabouts, everybody should take the driver test again
• Jade: 96th and Allisonville is Crash City, and new roundabouts keep going up while the potholes stay
• Jocelyn on the driver who stopped inside a roundabout while her windows were down
• Jade: this is not the time to be a good Samaritan. Either do it or don’t
• Jade’s first hires with real money: a cleaner, a cook, and a chauffeur. Jocelyn would still cook, and she meal preps every Sunday
• Somebody said a livable wage is your employer’s job. Jocelyn: they set the rate off what the business can afford, and you’re not part of that equation
• Jade: the job’s job is to pay you what they agreed to. Jocelyn: you can’t get mad about something you accepted
• Jocelyn: I’ve been the person who couldn’t afford it, and I found another way to get more money. Jade: it was me, I was her, I got out of it
• Jade: it’s easy to say what you’d do when you’re the receiver. How about the giver?
• Jade wants to stop paying taxes. Jocelyn would pay if they were reasonable and she could see where the money went
• Jocelyn got audited by the state and they adjusted it anyway. Jade’s fix: an estimate every February with a dispute line
• Jocelyn wants the happy side of TikTok back. Jade has used YouTube since 2005, and Jocelyn didn’t start until the podcast
• Jocelyn: AI is not your friend, period. Jade: how lonely do you gotta be?
• Jade: nobody watched iRobot. AI wants you dependent so it can learn how you think
• Jocelyn on when she’ll use ChatGPT at work: SQL she taught herself, and only what she truly doesn’t know how to do
• Jocelyn to the newcomers: you probably found us from the Long’s donut video, the peanut butter and chili, or the sister who asked for three hours of babysitting

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• That’s not my job: Jocelyn says if they’re meeting expectations, they still get the raise
• Jocelyn: read your job description. And other duties as assigned means anything is your job now. Jade: job hazard
• Jade: I don’t wanna be a culture fit, I wanna fit the job. Jocelyn: the culture at work is a facade anyway
• Jade: my mom always said how people feel about you ain’t none of your business
• Jocelyn: promotions should never go by seniority. Promote the girl who’s been here two years working circles around everybody
• Ask Jocelyn a question at your own risk. Do you want the truth, or do you want confirming information?
• Jocelyn: I think through how I’ll feel about the answer before I ask. If my feelings would be hurt, I’m not asking
• A coworker asked Jocelyn if she’d be considered for manager. Jocelyn told her no: you don’t advocate for yourself, and you only do your job
• Jade: if your feelings already hurt, why you ask a follow-up?
• Jocelyn: take a three-hour process down to one, and now you’re a promotion candidate
• Jade: you care enough to improve things. You wanna lead
• Jocelyn: what did you do outside your job description that told them you were ready? Your boss is not a mind reader
• Jade: been here 20 years doing subpar work? So what. Jocelyn: what value are you adding?
• Jocelyn read the comments: just about every Black person said no, and a lot of white people said it’s amazing
• School lunch: Jade’s Indiana cafeteria had smothered pork chops. Jocelyn’s Chicago one had Super Donuts
• Jocelyn’s poll flipped from 60 percent crazy work to 58 percent yes
• Jade wants to try the cinnamon roll in the chili. The comments said don’t lie on us
• Jocelyn: Indiana is not the Midwest. We’re closer to Virginia than Wyoming. Jade: people just refuse to stop calling it that
• Jocelyn: you don’t have to try everything to know it’s not for you. Never had chitlins. Jade: I smelt them once and that was enough
• Jocelyn: don’t yuck my yum? I hate that phrase. Eat it if you like it
• Thirty combinations from the comments: cinnamon rolls with American cheese, peanut butter and honey, peanut butter and Miracle Whip
• Chili mac: Jocelyn’s mom made it in Chicago. Jade: that’s hamburger helper
• Chicken nuggets in a Frosty? Jade would try a spicy one. Jocelyn puts sugar in her grits. Jade: cilantro tastes like soap
• Jade puts butter on the back of a Pop-Tart. Jocelyn, an extremely picky eater, doesn’t like Pop-Tarts at all
• Where do you stand on the chili debate?
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• Your friends are not your fans: Jocelyn read the line, and neither of them agrees with it
• Team building, two truths and a lie, and Jocelyn hates that game
• The iced coffee interview: whether it’s acceptable is a different question from whether you’d do it
• Jocelyn: what do people think the purpose of an interview is?
• Jocelyn’s pet peeve: clammy hands. Jade’s wish: that COVID had ended the handshake for good
• Jade: we got bigger fish to fry than the iced coffee
• The HR rep who started it, and what frowned upon actually means
• Jocelyn: I’m in the business of letting full-grown adults learn their own lessons
• Jocelyn: no sleeve, sweating on the desk, shaking it every sip. That’s a self-awareness issue
• Neither of them works for a Fortune 500
• What we said versus what people heard: the servers clip, and what they actually said about finding another job
• We said we tip. You still have to earn it
• Tipping is rooted in racism, and that is a different conversation than the one they were having
• Jade: it’s called A Girl’s Perspective, not A Girl’s Facts
• Jade: who are you that we gotta lie about tipping? Believe what you wanna believe, boo
• Jade: I’m not giving you $30 because you said hello. My food is cold
• Jocelyn is active in the comments, and the loudest people never have a rebuttal
• Jocelyn: you’re not going off what you heard, you’re going off what you felt
• The clip that hit 400,000 views, and the comments that assigned a race to a story that never mentioned one
• Jocelyn’s pet peeve: taking a stereotype and spreading it. It does not make you look educated
• Jade: trifling is trifling. Every group does it
• Jade: the comments people leave on our content hurt my heart
• Jocelyn babysat for her brother for an hour or two. Not a trip to Miami
• Men use kids as weapons too, and nobody brings that up
• Jocelyn: blanket something on me because of the color of my skin and I’m triggered, because I try hard not to fit the stereotypes
• Baby mama drama, cheating, welfare: every community has it, and only one gets the label
• Jade: when we read it, I never thought about race. I thought, she trifling
• Jocelyn has not dealt with much outright racism, with one exception she tells
• Jade has. They followed her around with it at a job, lied on her, and reported her to HR
• Jocelyn: don’t like me because of my skin? Fine. Leave me alone. Jade: they don’t. They’re obsessed with you
• Positive stereotypes for Black people, and Jade’s problem with “if you’re lost, find a Black woman”
• Jade hates the one about all Black women being able to cook. Jade lists all Black people can dance, and Jocelyn cannot
• Jade cannot play Spades. Neither of them fits the last stereotype on the list either
• Free therapy, and does your mama know you’re in the comments doing this?
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