The squirt tarp was revealed as 'used' upon arrival in Madagascar, and has now also been to the continent of Asia. If we include North America, squirt tarp has now seen 4 continents. Let that sink in.

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Elise and Emma grab everyone's boobs without asking; Trish is pregnant but NOT with a squirt tarp baby; Lisa was "bleeding and almost died in the hospital" but provides no details as to how that actually occurred.

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Birkan gives Laura an engagement string; Stig breaks off an engagement with Aviva via text; Josh choses parties over Elise.

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Baby man Rick loves two women IT'S NOT HIS FAULT; Birkan accepts a groveling Laura; Elise is cold, probably because she doesn't have clothes.

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Elise takes her boob sling to the zoo; Rick is still texting his ex - yes, the one he was balls deep in in Colombia; Daniel only knows how to use his d*ck.

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Lisa and Daniel go back for yet another cleanse/ blessing/ extortion; Forrest and Sheena talk in detail about consummating their relationship; Emma leaves Morocco (finally).

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Elise Spirals. Lisa spirals. Emma spirals.
Everyone break up, please.

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Don't give naked massages with massage oil on AirBnB couches. Just don't.

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