In this episode we discuss the latest culinary mad scientist creations at the CNE, the process of converting to a life of press-on nails, finding a human vs. acrylic nail in your food, all the brazen Legally Blonde rip-offs, millionaires like Kaley Cuoco stealing commercials from broke actors, the high of getting a Cinnabon, the psychological effect of getting cast as the fat dowdy woman, having a framed photo of your best friend and her husband, painting one funky nail for confidence and SO MUCH MORE!!!

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In this episode we discuss Maddy’s sick as hell GooGoo Dolls experience, Billy S level lyrics, Crush Orange Zero, when gum becomes mealy, resorting to snacking on a 1950’s lollipop, some Biscoff updates, going through an alien phase, our personal UFO encounters, having a zhjing ne sais quoi, Mulder and Scully wanting/needing to bang, using your sister’s alien abduction to get laid, and SO MUCH MORE!!!

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In this episode we discuss the Vans Warp Tour era of music, the current hierarchy of energy drinks, getting high and sending late night emails to equestrian clubs, Annabelle's new legal guardian, the nostalgic comfort of 2000s Ashton Kutcher, not being able to get your laugh dink up, stoner movies being for kids, the name Christie Boner, low budget movies aka Lobubus, repetition as the ultimate comedic device, and SO MUCH MORE!!!

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