Slightly Over It, Mostly Anxious isn’t your typical “how-to” dating guide—it’s a raw, witty, laugh-out-loud survival manual for women navigating life and love after 50. With humor, honesty, and hard-won wisdom, it offers a front-row seat to the messy, awkward, and unforgettable reality of being single in midlife.

From awkward swipes to unsolicited “surprises” in your DMs, from men who think shirtless selfies are a flex to those who open with “why are you single?”, this book calls out the nonsense with sharp wit and refreshing candor. Beyond the laughs, it’s real talk about confidence, standards, and joy.

The chapters move through every stage of dating over 50:

• Reclaiming yourself first — how to date yourself and why self-love isn’t optional.
• App life & algorithms — laughing at the chaos while staying authentic.
• The ex files — what to carry forward and what to leave behind.
• Boundaries, baby — spotting red flags and protecting your peace.
• Men over 50 — demanding “the full package” while rocking beer bellies that need a carry-on.
• Owning your sexy confidence — because attraction now is humor, charm, and self-belief.

Interwoven with stories—travel fails, “he was perfect… until he wasn’t,” and heavy petting that went nowhere—it balances vulnerability with humor. Each chapter includes reflections and activities—from rewriting your profile to journaling dealbreakers—to help women not just survive but thrive.

At its heart, Slightly Over It, Mostly Anxious isn’t about finding him; it’s about rediscovering you. Laugh through the absurdity, honor your worth, and remember that whether you end up with a partner, two cats (hi, Pete and Rocco), or just a damn good glass of wine, you’re already whole.

This book is for every woman who’s rolled her eyes at another “hey beautiful” text, deleted a shirtless-grandpa thirst trap, or wondered if love is still possible. Spoiler: it is—and whether it shows up tomorrow or ten years from now, you’ll be ready (and laughing) when it does.