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    My name is Calliope and "I bone for a living." Kidding. I am studying to be a paleontologist though. It's the only thing I've ever wanted to be, and I have finally landed the perfect museum internship to make all of my dino-loving dreams come true. 

    Trouble is, everyone wants me to be a gentle, loving sort of creature, but I'm more of the T-Rex type by nature - the kind who is determined to stomp and tear her way through any obstacle in order to get what she wants. 

    But when a sexy, rumbly-voiced astronomer plummets into my orbit and threatens to break open my hard little heart, my career and my whole way of looking at the world is suddenly on the line. 

    The dinosaurs didn't see their asteroid coming. 

    And I sure as hell wasn't prepared for mine. 

    ©2020 Erin Mallon (P)2020 Erin Mallon

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    • Kimberly
    • 19/08/2020

    Couldn't Finish

    This book is just not for me. I couldn't even finish it. I still have about 3 hours left and I'm willing to bet I won't be missing much. There were so many issues with this book, I don't even know where to begin. First, what 6 year old now days walks around talking about gender preference and gets upset when categorized as either boy or girl? I back the LGBTQ+ community 100% but I found it extremely hard to believe that a 6 year old would make comments about how some of her peers may not identify as either male or female and get upset when the class is addressed with "Alright boys and girls".

    Second, Calliope made plenty of references about how females use the word sorry as a filler and say it way too much so she decided that instead of saying sorry, she would say "f*** you, what" in it's place. She even slipped during a meeting with her well-esteemed supervisor and said "f*** you, what," and then apologizes for the slip, explains why she said it and how the word sorry is a filler and then her supervisor is completely okay with it. This of course is after her supervisor tells Calliope she has en eyebrow problem after which Calliope goes on this rant towards her supervisor about sexism and what not. Also, during one of the conversations Calliope has with Ralph, she goes on and on about how the English language has so many words that she doesn't understand why people won't use the words they actually mean. So you mean to tell me out of the entire English language, "f*** you, what" is the ONLY thing this character could come up with to replace, "I'm sorry, what?"

    Third, during an overnight camp out at the museum which Calliope was in charge of chaperoning, she and Ralph end up getting high on shrooms and start doing messing around in the exhibit Calliope was hired to work on. This is admittedly where I stopped listening. After listening to a very annoying Calliope excitedly go on about the big "condom moment", I just couldn't take it anymore. Do they end up having sex? Will they get caught? Did the camera's end up getting installed earlier than expected? At this point, I couldn't care less. The way that both Calliope and Ralph acted was ridiculous. I work with dozens of Scientists, Marine Biologists, and other scholarly individuals are I'm simply glad none of them act the way these two do.

    Overall this book was a giant disappointment. I read the reviews and thought I'd give it a try because they all seemed so positive but it's obviously just not for me. I can't even blame it on my age either. I'm only 30 and I still found this book hard to listen to.

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    • 🎧 Cyndi Marie🎧 ☆★Audiobook Addict★☆
    • 15/07/2020

    ⭐️ 5 Stars for Making Me Laugh So Much! ⭐️

    What could be better than listening to your favorite audiobook narrator...listening to her narrate a book she wrote!! Seriously Erin Mallon's talent knows no bounds, she is not only a great narrator but now we find out she is an awesome writer too!! After finishing her debut novel, it's seriously hard to believe this is Erin's first book.

    This book is so funny from beginning to end. I can honestly say I have never laughed this much in one book. The characters are so original and quirky you can't help but love them all. Calliope's best trait is her inability to filter, she opens her mouth and her thoughts poor out (and usually at the worst possible moment lol). Ralph was a perfect match for her because even though he has a filter and wasn't so crazy, he balanced her out and was the exact things she needed. From their meet-cute, he just rolled with her crazy and got her completely. I can say that I will be quoting from this book for a long time because there were so many great scenes & lines. The writing has the perfect mix of wit and humor that it makes this so much more than a romantic comedy. This book is everything i wanted it to be and so much more!

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    • 🎧Pam Audio-Fanatic🎧
    • 15/07/2020

    Flirtasaurus

    Reviewing books you LOVED is hard; you don’t want to be too gushy that people think you’re over doing it. But you want to be gushy enough to show just how much you loved the book.

    I loved this book no joke I was laughing to the point of tears and I can honestly say that has only happened a handful of times.

    What it did have was awesome and relatable characters. Romance genre is my jam and this book had all the things I love –memorable meet cute, awkward get to know you, unforgettable characters, great supporting characters, funny one liners, passion, relatability, and the HEA.

    It is a make your heart happy kind of book which I feel like we need right now.

    Erin’s narration is perfect as always. I especially liked that each character has their own quirks and voices it just really added to the audio. Give it that extra dimension, I can’t wait for Mabel’s story!

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    • Lisa Foster
    • 20/07/2020

    Slow

    I skipped a lot of chapters. It was so slow and pointless. Very disappointed. Under developed characters. The heroine wasn’t that like able and the fact that they said this was a romantic comedy is false. People’s thoughts are humorous, but the key to a good romantic comedy is everyone else that experiences it. Also, ones thoughts may seem humorous to them but are so off the mark for everyone else that it should be billed as an autobiography rather than a romantic comedy. Nothing to laugh at here.

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    • Ginger
    • 24/07/2020

    Not for me

    I wanted to love it, dont know, just felt pointless and forced. can see how someone else enjoys this

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    • Joanna Lucero
    • 23/08/2020

    Great guy, terrible female protagonist

    I kept getting so angry with the protagonist. She was pretty darn terrible to the point where I don’t believe she could be redeemed. The love interest astronomer character was a dream though. What a trooper for putting up with all that.

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    • Amel Hamed
    • 25/07/2020

    DNF

    I just could not stand the protagonist, she was so annoying and I could not see how the author could possibly give her any redeemable qualities. Not for me

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    • S. Sayani
    • 19/09/2020

    annoying character and narrator

    I had such high hopes for this book but I was so annoyed by this character - the ramblings and stupidity were just too much for me to take, I couldn't even finish it. and the narrator says every sentence with the same intonation! there's no variety or sincerity at all!

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    • blackberryts
    • 23/09/2020

    Too much cursing.

    struggled to listen. too many F words.. waste of time. no need for all the cursing. otherwise it was probably a good book.

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    • RACHEL REED
    • 26/11/2020

    Refreshing, relatable & Hilarious!🦖😝

    This is Erin Mallon's debut novel as an author and what a book!
    I actually stayed up all night listening to this for 7 hours straight!

    The concept of the book is refreshing, the characters are relatable and well fleshed out and the dialogue is absolutely hilarious!!
    I haven't laughted so hard while listening to a romantic comedy!

    I'm definitely looking forward to what she has in store for us in book 2.

    The audio delivery performed by her was apt to the storyline and the characters and so very enjoyable!
    It was such a treat listening to this one.

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    • Ruhla1
    • 31/01/2021

    Lovable nerdy meet-cute story

    Erin is already a favourite narrator of mine and I had Flirtasaurus on my TBL list for a while now, and I can add one more favourite to my authors' list as well. This book was highly recommended by other book friends and they were right.

    I absolutely loved Calliope and Ralph´s story. An elevator meet-cute that turns into something lovable nerdy. I loved Calliope´s passion for “her” dinosaurs although she literally has no filter and needs to work on her human interaction skills. Then there is Ralph, an astronomer, who just started working at the museum. He is this sweet, perfect, supportive guy that accepts her with all her flaws and quirks. There is a certain attraction, which soon starts to evolve into something more, although Calliope´s dedication for her job as an Intern Palaeontologist gets in the way. Will she make the right decision in the end?

    This is just such a witty, light, flirty, feel-good, sexy nerdy story which makes you feel giddy and laugh a lot. Adding Erin´s voice to the audio makes for a really fun listen! Erin has the comedic timing down to a T and love her male voice. I also enjoyed the interaction of all these side characters. One of those is Mable and can not wait for her story in Lovebug.