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I'm back on Simple Joe after taking a few days off to fight a head cold, and I'm sharing a little about a quick trip to see my daughter and grandkids, including some quality Grampy Joe time. We're visiting Buffalo, New York, celebrating famous birthdays, remembering the opening of the first Blockbuster Video store, and talking about Evaluate Your Life Day, National Kentucky Day, and Alaska Day. Then it's time for Monday's Interesting Headlines! We've got 804 people dressed as dinosaurs breaking a world record, a bear stealing honey from a library on Winnie-the-Pooh's 100th birthday, a skateboarder topping 90 miles per hour, a mysterious dinosaur fossil discovered on the Isle of Wight, and two guys caught driving a couch down a North Carolina road. Which story should we explore on Thursday? Text me at 513-399-6468 or email joe@thesimplejoe.com to cast your vote. Plus, I'm announcing Daniel from Iowa as the winner of our longest plank contest, with an impressive two-minute, five-second plank. And as always, here's your reminder to spend time with the people you love, make some great memories, and remember that memories are better than stuff.

• Roar-some! 804 people in dinosaur outfits smash record – and reduce a town to tears
• Bear visits library, steals honey on Winnie-the-Pooh's 100th birthday
• Redbull skateboarder breaks record for fastest downhill speed EVER, topping over 90 mph
• Isle of Wight fossil sheds light on enigmatic meat-eating dinosaurs
• North Carolina police stop two men 'driving' couch on a public roadway

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