Titty Punch is a hilarious dark comedy that explores the issues of sex, gender, pornography, and social isolation, expressed through the caustic articulation of a young man caught between his idealization of modern women and his own carnal desires for them.

Caleb Cleveland Ashley is a crusader for women's rights. He has also just been expelled from college for masturbating in the library. This narrative follows his journey after leaving school, tracing his many failed attempts to connect with women and his mounting sense of frustration with, and isolation from, society. Interlaced throughout are entertaining digressions which explore issues such as marathon porn-binges, how advertising manipulates lonely women, why plus-sized women are attractive, and why Jane Eyre is a great novel.

As his many ill-advised schemes to win love from women continue to fail, Caleb's sunny optimism darkens into nihilism. After a romantic encounter with an older woman goes horribly wrong, Caleb is left questioning everything he has ever believed about women and reevaluating the part he plays in their salvation.

Titty Punch is a bawdy and riotous foray into the dark alleys of the human mind, told in a voice that is both extremely funny and deeply questionable.