Episode 40: “RiDQulous”

And we’re back! New year, new energy, and the return of some of our favorite audio gags! It’s been a minute since we talked Alpha Flight so we take our time catching back up on everything that’s brought the team to this place; that place being inside of Box who is now a spaceship. Yep, we’re still hanging with Bill.

In this episode, Chris:

• almost kills Tom with a Kid Rock joke
• argues Frankenstein is an “oops baby” novel
• wistfully considers what Louise Simonson would have done with Alpha Flight: it made us both sad to think what could have been

and Tom:

• manages to fit in two references to The Who (the latter of which triggers a bit of PTSD for Chris)
• argues Frankenstein is very much NOT an “oops baby” novel
• gets to do the SCRAMMMMBBBLE voice again

Issues discussed:
Alpha Flight #57 -”Life” - cover date April 1988
Script by Mantlo
Pencils by Lee
Inks by Dezuniga
Letters by Chiang
Colors by Sharen
Edits by Potts
Coffee by DeFalco

Alpha Flight #58 - “Liveworld” - cover date May 1988
Scripts by Mantlo
Pencils by Lee
Inka by Milgrom
Letters by Chiang
Colors by Sharen
Edits by Lotta
Assists by McLaurin
and DeFalco Lives

Why Not Read Alpha Flight is brought to you by listeners like you who subscribe to our Patreon, and by the Excelsior Embroidery Company, turning thread into thunder where every piece is stitched with style, sarcasm, and just a dash of superhuman flair. This week we’re featuring a set of paired patches of Northstar and Aurora, they show the hip detail of their classic black and white costume, you really gotta check these out. You can see these and a hundred more designs at excelsiorembroidery.etsy.com where Listeners of Why Not can use the coupon code WN503 to get 50 percent off when you order any 3 items from the etsy store. When Company’s coming over, bring out the good towels. Excelsior!

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We thought during this fallow period between episodes on Alpha Flight we’d drop our Boxing Day 2024 special: our conversation about A Knight’s Tale. These movie convos live on the Patreon so if this is the kind of thing you enjoy from us, maybe consider joining up.

In the meantime, we hope you enjoy our chat and the realization that this ain’t a swords-and-horses or even a historical romance: this is a straight-up sports movie, and one of the best ever made.

Have a great rest of 2025 and we’ll be back with you on January 12th, 2026.

Music: “Golden Years”- Disco Purrfection Version

Written by Chris Baker
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Music:"Oh, Canada" by Five Iron Frenzy

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Welcome to our second Holiday Spectacular! In which we share some of the more amusing outtakes that didn’t make it into the show over the last year interspersed with some delightful holiday music. This year we also explore a different and similarly fascinating question to our usual “Why Not?!”: What If?! Giant-Size Alpha Flight???

Thanks for coming along on this ride with us. We have a great time making the show and really appreciate everyone who listens. See you in the new year for more from Canada’s greatest superhero team!

Music: “Just Another Christmas Song” by Sharon Jones and the Dap Kings from the album It’s a Holiday Soul Party

Written by Chris Baker
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Episode 39: “A Sas Called Wanda”

In which Alpha Flight goes on several distinct genre-based adventures over the course of 3 issues…and we feel the whiplash. Lot more on Goblyn; less discernible rules to characters’ power; and the return of…the Great Beasts?!?!?!

In this episode, Chris:

• makes it clear that Heather’s bloodlust is only growing
• gets further confirmation of Jeffries…proclivities
• gives one of the best defenses of Universal Healthcare you’ll ever hear (doesn’t happen on the recording, but just seeing if anyone is reading)

and Tom:

• drops in some great lit references, including the origin of the term “Poohbah”
• almost quit the pod over how all over the place it is
• capably refutes Chris’s points re: healthcare (just closing the loop on the bit)

Issues discussed:
Alpha Flight #54 - "Goblyn!" - cover date January 1988
Script by Bill Mantlo
Pencils by Hugh Haynes
Inks by Wilce Portacio
Letters by Janice Chiang
Colors by Gregory Wright
Edited by Carl Potts
with Tom DeFalco as Editor in Sleet

Alpha Flight # 55 - "Identity Crisis!" - cover date February 1988
Script by Bill Mantlo
Pencils by Jim Lee
Inks by Tony DeZuniga
Letters by Janice Chiang
Colors by Bob Sharen
Edited by Carl Potts
and Tom DeFalco as Poohbah in Chief

Alpha Flight #56 - "Have you ever heard a spaceship scream? Warped!" - cover date March 1988
same creative team as last issue

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Quick note on “Poohbah”

Tim Curry in Command & Conquer

Bell sound Effect by u_7xr5ffk4oq from Pixabay

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Music:"Oh, Canada" by Five Iron Frenzy

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We circle back to a couple issues we skipped over in our zeal to keep the narrative moving and boy do they really expand on Heather’s characterization. Are they groundbreakingly original stories? No. Are they solidly done and enjoyable? Absolutely. Mantlo…you really know how to play with our emotions.

In this episode, Chris:

• points out that the only Alphan with a traditionally stable childhood is Marrina, who opted not to stick around very long
• has some thoughts on Larry Hama writing AF
• offers some recommendations for visitors to the St. Louis Zoo

and Tom:

• manages to get a dig in on Walt
• makes a pretty wild accusation against the McNeil family
• makes an even wilder accusation against JMH

Issues discussed:

Alpha Flight #47 - You Can’t Tell The Forest from the Trees! - cover date June 1987
Script by Bill Mantlo
Pencils by Craig Brasfield, Mike Mignola, and Steve Purcell
Inks by Whilce Portacio and Terry Austin
Letters by Jim Novak
Colors by Bob Sharen
Edited by Carl Potts
and Jim Shooter as Editor in Chief

Alpha Flight Annual #2 - The Fire Inside! - cover date December 1987
Writer is Bill Mantlo
Layouts by June Brigman
Finishes by Bob McLeod
Letters by Janice Chiang
Colors by Bob Sharen
Editor is Carl Potts
and Tom DeFalco is credited as Editor in Deep

Why Not Read Alpha Flight is brought to you by listeners like you who subscribe to our Patreon, and by the Roxxon Energy Corporation, Parent corporation of the Excelsior Embroidery Company, turning thread into thunder where every piece is stitched with style, sarcasm, and just a dash of superhuman flair. This week we’re featuring a HOP patch, you’ve seen the image of the Portland Frog set to the classic Shepard Fairey Obama poster motif that says Hop instead of Hope, well I made a patch out of it. You can see this and a hundred more designs at excelsiorembroidery.etsy.com where Listeners of Why Not can use the coupon code WN503 to get 50 percent off when you order any 3 items from the etsy store. When Company’s coming over, bring out the good towels. Excelsior!

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It’s a proper 3-issue arc! Which feels shockingly novel! In which, the Canadian government finds out just how different an Alpha Flight—and Vindicator—they have on their hands; one of JMH’s failed experiments makes a return; JMH’s GREATEST failure shows up for a bit (yeah, Wolverine is guesting); Wanda muses on her current state (we’ll get to that conversation very soon); and members of the team wonder at, but do not act on, Purple Girl and Knapp’s budding relationship (which is indefensible). But, like, one story over three issues! And no Alphans leave or die! Winning!!!

In this episode, Chris:

• asserts Californian = Canadian
• offers a quick business lesson on comics publishing
• really likes the name “portaputer”...to each their own, I suppose

and Tom:

• deploys a new voice he’s not totally sure about (he misses Northstar and Aurora already)
• really digs June Brigman’s work in issue 52
• enjoys Heather but absolutely calls her out on some bullshit

Issues covered:
Alpha Flight #51 - “Friends in High Places!” - cover date October 1987
Writer is Bill Mantlo
Penciler is Jim Lee
Inker is Whilce Portacio
Letterer is Janice Chiang
Colorest is Bob Sharen
Editor is Carl Potts
Editor in Chief is Jim Shooter

Alpha Flight #52 - “Specters!” and/or “Flashback!” - cover date November 1987
Script by Bill Mantlo
Pencils by June Brigman
Inks by Whilce Portacio
Letters by Janice Chiang
Editor is Carl Potts
And Editor in Chief is Tom DeFalco

Alpha Flight #53 - “A Blast From The Past!” - cover date December 1987
Writer by Bill Mantlo
Pencils by Jim Lee
Inks by Whilce Portacio
Letters by Janice Chiang
Colors by Bob Sharen
Editor is Carl Potts
And Tom DeFalco as Predator-in-Chief

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Music:"Oh, Canada" by Five Iron Frenzy

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Happy (Canadian) Thanksgiving! And on this day of days we bring you issue 50: a double-sized offering in which three Alphans depart the team, two of whom get their pasts rather aggressively reimagined. And Loki’s here. There’s a lot going on.

In this episode, Chris:

• brings up the Siege Perilous, which Tom definitely didn’t see coming
• and then almost rage quits over the Knapp/Kara Killgrave…escalations
• gets real excited during some listener mail that mentions Emo Philips

and Tom:

• misses some obvious Shakespeare jokes: he’ll do better next time
• and then almost rage quits over the Knapp/Kara Killgrave…escalations
• gives Mantlo some due; not flowers, but a curt nod

Issue covered:
Alpha Flight #50 - “This Mortal Coil” - cover date September 1987
Writer is Bill Mantlo
Artists are June Brigman and Whilce Portacio
Letterer is Janice Chiang
Colorer is Bob Sharen
Editor is Carl Potts
and Editor in Chief is Jim Shooter

Why Not Read Alpha Flight is brought to you by listeners like you who subscribe to our Patreon, and by the Roxxon Energy Corporation, who wishes all our listeners a Happy Canadian Thanksgiving. Was your turkey a time-intensive hassle? Between thawing, cooking, and basting, making a thanksgiving turkey can take days. Well, A wise man once said that every frozen pizza in the grocery store is cooked to perfection at a certain distance from a nuclear blast and Roxxon has taken this insight and applied it to turkeys. So if you’ve got a minimum of 5 acres and a Nuclear Regulatory Agency license to handle plutonium, you can cook your next turkey in a literal flash with Roxxon’s Turkey Nooker. You will need to have a minimum diameter of 10 acres of continuous land you both own and don’t care about to use the Turkey Nooker.

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Another two-fer this episode as we bring to a close our time with Roger Bochs. Y’know, given the way things were going, this might not be the worst possible…nah, this is still a pretty bad way to go out. Plus: Whitman Knapp shoots up the “worst character” rankings; Aurora is barely in either issue; and Wanda Langkowski works her way into our hearts.

In this episode, Chris:

• provides a great update on his Baldur’s Gate 3 playthrough
• needs to be more careful about what links he clicks
• suddenly has A LOT of voices to do

and Tom:

• suggests there may have been some ghostwriting during Mantlo’s run: just, you know, saying things on the internet
• may also have incriminated himself in the destruction of a beloved kids restaurant franchise
• makes quite assertion vis-a-vis the English language

Issues covered:
Alpha Flight #48 - cover date July 1987 - “Madness”
Script by Bill Mantlo
Pencils by Terry Shoemaker
Inks by Steve Leialoha and Hillary Barta
Letters by Ken Bruzenak
Colors by Glynnis Oliver
Editor is Carl Potts
and James Shooter as Editor in Chief

Alpha Flight #49 - cover date August 1987 - “Flesh of My Flesh”
Script by Bill Mantlo
Pencils by June Brigman
Inks by Wilce Portacio
Letters by Janice Chiang
Colors by Bob Sharen
Editor is Carl Potts
and Jim Shooter as Editor in Chief

Why Not?! Read Alpha Flight is brought to you by listeners like you who subscribe to our Patreon, and by the Excelsior Embroidery Company, a wholly owned subsidiary of the Roxxon Energy Corporation, which is celebrating its 88th anniversary this year by releasing 14 different collectible coins highlighting the company’s role in American history. Roxxon: as American as Apple pie.

As part of the celebration, Excelsior Embroidery Company has released a new patch that is He-Man’s face from that YouTube video where he sings 4 Non Blondes terribly. You can see this and a hundred more designs at excelsiorembroidery.etsy.com. Listeners of Why Not can use the coupon code WN503 to get 50 percent off when you order any 3 items from the etsy store. Remember, when Company’s coming over, bring out the good towels. Excelsior!

Written by Chris Baker
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Music:"Oh, Canada" by Five Iron Frenzy

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