A funny, fired-up rant about the shocking cost of existing as a grown woman. You break down the nonstop avalanche of unexpected costs, emotional taxes, "treat yourself" culture, and how being an adult is a full-time scam — with no PTO and no HR department.

Today’s topic? Fakeness. Not the fun fake — I love a good lash and filtered photo. I mean fake energy.
Fake nice. Fake support. Fake conversations that make you wanna scream into a tote bag.

I’m over it. I’m done. I’m officially retiring from the Olympics of pretending to be okay in rooms I can’t stand being in. So let’s talk.”

Welcome back to Whine with Ivory Rose, the podcast where we keep it unfiltered, real, and sometimes a little too honest — but that’s what makes us magical. I’m your host, your internet bestie, your favorite chaotic motivator, Ivory.

This is the show where we sip our coffee, wine, or water — no judgment here — and talk about the things that most people try to hide under a cute Instagram caption or a carefully edited reel. We talk about the messy middle, the uncomfortable truths, and the moments that make you wonder if you're even cut out for this thing called life.

And baby — if you're feeling like that today? You're in the right place.

Because today? We’re talking about failure.