We figured out what happened to Nancy Guthrie and it was either a botched wellness check, going through an MRI after swallowing 5 pounds of ball bearings, drowning in the lake after drinking flat soda, or someone kidnapped her to spend Thanksgiving with so they could go viral.

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You might turn 360 degrees and walk away from this one but unless you take your earbuds out it would still be playing. Saying the heartagram looks like a ass or that the real song is called Wings of a Butterfly is a grave insult to the seriousness of Love Metal. Good Time had a Young Don Vito situation but the bad kind not when the right side of the car hydroplanes. Painting a bowling ball like a soccer ball and throwing it onto the field is a harmless prank that can be deadly

🎼Minutemen - Corona

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The bellybutton holds a dark secret. In the Commonwealth giving a moonie to a speedie can get you thrown in gaol like a common bogan. You never see male mosquitoes because we are the male mosquitoes once fully exposed on Zionist Pervert Beach. The phones they sell at the bodega come with a stock keyboard that has a picture of your coworker as the background and a set of emotes of his face and a lock screen of you standing behind him holding your cock

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