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V N APE

V N APE

By: Michael Velasco x TheModernApe
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A local musician & failed intellectual walk into a bar…

© 2026 V N APE Philosophy Social Sciences
Episodes
  • EPISODE 109 | "Midgets Lathered In WD-40"

    EPISODE 109 | "Midgets Lathered In WD-40"
    11 Oct 2026

    BACK AGAIN. The V N APE boys are back talking about the hilariously terrible acting of Steven Segal, Clav getting arrested, rumors of U.S. ground operations in Cuba potentially being on the horizon, and why midgets might be the ultimate secret weapon in combat!

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    1 hr and 8 min
  • EPISODE 108 | “Lindsay Clancy Needs Pipe”

    EPISODE 108 | “Lindsay Clancy Needs Pipe”
    31 Aug 2026

    The V N APE boys have returned to give you that real sh!t!!! We start it off with: Giving Bone Thugs-N-Harmony the flowers they’ve been criminally denied, LA’s proposed sexual relief clinic for the homeless, self described “race realist” Nathan Cofnas & his rise to fame after fellow professor died of suicide, Siamese Twin sex, & end it with the recent disturbing case of Lindsay Clancy (the mother who strangled her 3 kids) + so much more!


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    1 hr and 19 min
  • EPISODE 107 | The Holy Placenta (Feat. Ron)

    EPISODE 107 | The Holy Placenta (Feat. Ron)
    5 Aug 2026

    V N APE BACK after a short hiatus! In this episode, the boys talk about V & Ron’s first time trying kratom, tackle some moral dilemmas, break down the bizarre claim that hieroglyphics reduce inflammation, cover the Tates getting arrested again, and finish by showing some love to Eyes Wide Shut and other cinematic classics + so much more!

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    1 hr and 50 min
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