Your girls got TRICKED into watching Grand Slam, a show where nothing actually happened, but that's okay. We're off the wall about it anyway! We discuss Hangman's similarities (or not) to MJF, Swerve's bad boy adventures, FTR aka Drip and Dribble's resentment of the beloved Young Bucks, and Yuta's Big Haircut. Plus, Hook's the head of domestic recruitment for the Opps now, and we COULDN'T be happier.

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(0:00) Chit-chat time

(15:16) Grand Slam General Thoughts

(21:28) Hangman and MJF

(42:15) Swerve and Kenny

(54:44) Young Bucks

(1:03:35) RIP Yuta’s Hair

(1:14:38) Mox and the DCF

(1:24:51) Women’s Division

(1:30:24) Hook

The girls are back in town! That’s right, FINALLY all three Tunnel Talkettes are reunited and it feels sooooo good. Let’s get this car OFF the rails already! And it was a crazy week, with multiple unexpected title changes for us to work through. We get back in the swing of things with a discussion of the men’s world title scene* and how Kenny and Swerve are going about their feud. From that big new matchup, we go into a matchup we’ve seen many, many times before, FTR and the Young Bucks. Also, Thekla’s the new Women’s World Champion, to everyone’s surprise, and we talk through that and how the women’s division is treated generally. Plus, Jon Moxley called Wheeler Yuta “naturally beautiful,” Allie has as much trouble working through how to process Tommaso Ciampa’s existence as the rest of us did, and of course ham comes up at least a little. JOIN US in welcoming Allie back!!!

*not featuring the men’s world title holder

P.S. Please nominate some sexy men’s bodies for our March Best Bodies Tournament!!!!

(00:00) Chitchat Time

(13:27) Reflections on watching wrestling again after a break

(16:26) Kenny and Swerve and the Men’s World Title Scene

(35:03) Young Bucks and Men’s Tag Division

(56:43) Women’s World Title and Women’s Division

(1:09:53) Toni Storm and Orange Cassidy and the Death Riders

(1:28:06) TNT Belt

(1:45:02) Grab bag: Will Ospreay, Andrade

Listeners, as of recording, Allie was still stranded on the East Coast, so Anne and Lea bravely carried on, serving as two legs of a stool, barely balanced on a hope and a dream. Hell yeah! Mister New Man Ciampa has a belt now thanks to the support of the fans. What fans? The ones who watched NXT, I guess. Darby’s experiencing exquisite agonies at the hands of our newest NJPW pals who may or may not go here. He may be erotically satisfied but we’re not entirely sure we are. Thank God Andrade, Kenny, Swerve and Hangman continue to circle each other—it’s a real seething emotional stew and we’re RIVETED. Plus, the Fuck ICE chants ruled, Orange Cassidy would look terrible bald, and Las Vegas, we loved your reaction to seeing the Bucks!

(0:00) Chit-chat time

(7:58) Ciampa

(18:05) Darby, Gabe and Connors

(26:55) Andrade, Kenny, Hangman and Swerve

(40:55) MJF and Brody

(47:27) Babes, Sisters and Megabad

(56:23) Death Riders and DCF

(1:04:14) Toni and OC

(1:12:02) JB, Ricochet and the Bucks

(1:23:07) Ospreay

Allie’s still in exile, but Lea and Anne have intrepidly brought the podcast back anyway, and frankly we should all applaud their bravery in these difficult times! We brought on our friend Mike for a catchup/amnesty episode to bring us up to speed on all the AEW fun that we’ve missed, from Jon Moxley’s Grindset Influencing to the pleasures of watching two big men cheerfully yell. That’s right, we invited some mansplaining and we loved every single second of it! It was thrilling to hear about Swerve and Hangman’s psychosexual escapades with Kenny and with Jetspeed, to commiserate about the dark boring slide into mediocrity that is MJF these days, and to discover that Orange Cassidy has zero sexual chemistry with Toni and/or Mina. Absolutely delightful. Enjoy, and please send all your good thoughts to Allie’s car — we’re hoping to all be reunited next week but we are going to need the strongest of good vibes from all our listeners!

(00:00) Chitchat Time and Mike intro

(18:22) Deathriders and Don Callis Family

(36:42) Jetspeed

(42:57) Swerve and Kenny and Hangman

(55:25) MJF

(1:05:57) Young Bucks

(1:11:38) Jamie Hayter, Kris Statlander, Willow, Mercedes

(1:27:42) OC, Toni and Mina

(1:32:11) New Men

It’s our final podcast of 2025! And what a way to go out. We do a deep dive into MJF’s return and his returning promo, which we did not find to be successful. Then we get into the Connie and all the men’s emotions in their pretty good post-match promos! The Elite and the DCF also had a very fun match and we talk about how we’ll all get old someday, so that’s pretty normal and cool. And finally, we finish the year with a holiday edition of the dating game, for our deep winter imagines. Join us!

(00:00) Chitchat Time

(12:02) Men’s World Title Scene

(45:17) Continental Classic

(1:00:48) Elite and Don Callis Family

(1:09:53) Women’s Division

(1:17:40) Holiday Dating Game!

It's our penultimate episode before Christmas break, and the girls show up tipsy and distractable. After an extra-long chitchat section, we finally get down to business and dig into Swerve and Hangman's sexy new partnership and the eternal cockblock that is Josh Alexander. Plus the Women's Tag Team tournament finally crowned their winners and we were NOT expecting the result! Then it's Connie Season and there's some real highlights to cover and perhaps some room for improvement as well. Don't worry, the girls have some ideas that could help! Also, The Elite are back together to defeat the Ham Men and the girls are starting a movement called Let Roddy Speak! It's spreading across the nation!

(0:00) Chit-Chat Time

(22:18) Swerve/Hangman/Joe

(43:23) Women’s Tag Team Finale

(1:01:16) Connie Updates and The Elite

We’re back from Thanksgiving break and frankly? We had a lot pent up that we needed to get out! From accidentally implying new kinks that make everyone uncomfortable to an expansion of our rich ham-based world, we go into hysterics for many, many very stupid reasons. In between, we talk through a weird, slightly-off episode of Dynamite, make up a few rumors we’re hoping make their way back to Dave Meltzer, and are ready to be enchanted by our Third Connie! Join us… if you dare.

(00:00) Chitchat Time

(11:42) Pod Business & Allie Addresses Her Enemies

(22:22) Samoa Joe, Eddie, Hangman

(49:08) Women’s Tag Tournament

(1:00:55) Kris Statlander and Jamie Hayter

(1:04:31) Mercedes Mone

(1:07:59) Continental Classic and the Elite

It’s our post-Full Gear episode, and thanks to Thanksgiving, your girls are recording on a Monday, which is quite destabilizing—also destabilizing us? Samoa Joe is our champion. Again. Thank GOD we have Sexy Big Muscles Swerve to comfort us in our (and Hangman’s) time of need. Plus, Anne and Lea attempt an intervention on Allie about her Pac situation, The Elite Hug It Out, Mark Briscoe won his match (derogatory), and none of Kyle Fletcher’s suitors even tried to help him. Sad!

(0:00) Chit Chat Time

(18:04) Hangman/Samoa Joe

(44:26) National Title

(53:20:) Death Riders

(1:06:33) Mercedes/Kris and Women’s 4-way

(1:13:08) Elite/DCF

(1:35:48) FTR