Épisodes

  • Table Saw

    Table Saw
    Jan 12 2026
    Imperial Pete unfurls "the swastika siding scandal". Metric Max acquires a new target: linear drains. Then they load up for a major tool. Can the guys give the table saw an honest rating? Or has "carpenter's choice" obliterated the already shaky rating system.

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    43 min
  • Shit Chisel

    Shit Chisel
    Dec 23 2025
    Imperial Pete's tools move into his home. Metric Max ends up in a sticky situation involving the resale of a stripper pole. Then they discuss a tool that is by definition shit, but has its uses.

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    29 min
  • Marrette

    Marrette
    Dec 8 2025
    Metric Max and Imperial Pete come to the conclusion that any sufficiently advanced electrical work done by a carpenter is indistinguishable from magic to a client.

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    37 min
  • Fein MultiMaster

    Fein MultiMaster
    Nov 24 2025
    Imperial Pete's neighbours find out about something he was hoping to keep private. Metric Max's migrant worker era comes to an end. The boys show surprising enthusaism for the "Dorito" Fein tool attachement.

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    37 min
  • Pica Pencil

    Pica Pencil
    Nov 10 2025
    Metric Max has an odd experience at a Hamburg spa. Imperial Pete divulges his go-to Christmas gift. Then our hosts debate the most conentious tool to date.

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    30 min
  • Tin Snips

    Tin Snips
    Nov 3 2025
    Metric Max and Imperial Pete explore the nuances of dog fucking. A caller implores them to consider other trades when rating a tool.

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    41 min
  • Combination Square

    Combination Square
    Oct 27 2025
    Metric Max and Imperial Pete ask the pressing question: Is drywall organic? Plus, German guy's manifseto that lays out a 100 year plan to revolutionize the way people work.

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    38 min
  • Hard Hat

    Hard Hat
    Oct 20 2025
    Imperial Pete and Metric Max declare war on Crispo Canada's enshitified spikes. Plus: the "Shopping Theory" of prefab home construction.

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    47 min