This week we’re taking a break between seasons in order to recalibrate our machines. That’s right, we’re SHUTTING IT DOWN! Bar Rescue style. Rob’s in Florida, shouting from his Ford Escape and Chris is practicing his butt funnel maneuvers as the two Taffer Blast ™ their way through one of the series’ most iconic episodes, “Rock ‘n’ Roaches,” about a bar known as Head Hunters that hosts bands that perform abortion simulations on stage, and may or may not be infested with cockroaches.

So for this episode, Chris and Rob pull back the doors, bust open the books, and dive into Bar Rescue.

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We kick off our new season next week with 2012’s Food Fight, and we're so, so, sorry.

Hey, Pachuco! We’re closing out season 28 with 1994’s The Mask. It holds up, just don’t watch the Jamie Kennedy one, which we covered ages ago as a regular episode. Now, like Napoleon, we’ll divide and conquer!

SOMEBODY STOP US!!!

Empathetic everyman from Edge City empowered and ensconced with egregious energy, enhancing every interaction, eccentrically enamoured with evil entrepreneur’s enchantress, escaping and evading enforcers, earning eminence through his enthralling expressions! Entity of expression encased in emerald! Dumpy industrial looking Detroit place! Cameron Diaz ink blotting her totters! Beetlejuice Broadway handjobs? Shrinkwrapped Adam Corolla, and much, much more on this week’s episode of The Worst Movie Ever Made!

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This week, we get into 1994’s The Cowboy way, where the toughest guy they could find for the antagonist was Dylan McDermott. Don’t worry, though, because one of the good True Detectives and Jack Bauer are on the case, and they’re … kinda pissed?

Let’s round ‘em up!

Perturbed Pepper, portrayed by perennially pompous patsy, patrols the polis with police and peckish partner per poncho’s prepared plea, pressing past punishing parasitic profiteer, pragmatically pushing pedestrians, playfully popping provokers with pepper grinding pelvic pulsing! Kevin Costner’s narrow, bitch-man face! Potato parfait! Captain America cutting boards! New batch of humanly trafficked! Puckering up to Sonny’s shit ass! Where was Papa Nacho?! Hats full of assholes! Shady Schwimmer gooning in the Big Apple! Sonny has no money! Short pants and stick horses! A calf sucking a man’s dick, and much, much more on this week’s episode of The Worst Movie Ever Made!

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