This week, we bust our Chuck cherries on air with 1985’s Invasion U.S.A. Terrorists don’t get killed by Chuck Norris. They kill themselves when they know that Chuck Norris is coming for them! Russians are the big bad, just like in real life today!

USA! USA! USA!

Naughty, nut-knocking nemesis napalms Norris’ nest, Norris nullifies with knuckle sandwiches, nasty nomadic NORAD network, and never not negotiating. Shaking the rust off of Rostov, the cock shooter! Episodic, chaotic, and downright idiotic! Gliding through the bayou! Oily reflections on the flesh! Farm to table gator dogs! Shrink wrap face chocolate?! Breaching the bayou abode! Multiple swamp gliders bombarding the bungalow, putting bullets in the backwoods bestie! Vodka by piss proxy! Little bitch unit biker gang! Ted the Fed, and much, much more on this week’s episode of The Worst Movie Ever Made!

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This week, we unpack Showdown in Little Tokyo; Brandon Lee’s other perfect masterpiece. Is this truly a bad movie, or was it simply way before its time? Come join us and find out whether this one is passable, or one of the worst movies ever made!

Hyeuhhh!

Crow cop and Chris Kenner kick yakuza killers with kraw and krueahhhghhhh and kruhhhh! Uneven distribution of evil! Kenner is kinda cardboard! Warmup suicide stretches! Mailbox baseball head popping! Single punch power shots! Singers and sushi servants in the skinny, and two totally ‘sposed sumo spar ladies! Buddy cop bonding moments! Easting fish off those naked chicks! Sushi skin salt runoff! Steamy sumo thongs! Bathhouse bad boys! Every cousin has a futon! Equestrian erection! Wheels of misfortune, and much, much more on this week’s episode of The Worst Movie Ever Made!

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This week, we’re getting into 2002’s D-Tox, or as you may also know it, Eye See You. It’s a Stallone slasher! Yes, your eyes are not deceiving you.

Adriannnnn!!!

Sad Sly sucking spirits, sent to s’perimental safehouse seeking salvation, s’periencing slasher stuff, and ‘scapin unscathed! Whispering distance! Boozers in blue! The angry black captain trope! Cop killer continuation at the concrete cop carnival! Demeaning test screening sent production careening! Side slopping the night away! Home cookin’, home fuckin’, and the FBI! Cabin rendezvous with Mrs. Sexy Medicine! Big ole Wyoming wind! Kristofferson’s cartilage conundrum. Robert Patrick is the shit storm! Whoop whoop in the walk-in? Offensive addiction, depiction fiction, and much, much more on this week’s episode of The Worst Movie Ever Made!

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