Also:
• Strip Clubs, Arms Dealers, Consultants to ICE
• They Fucked With the Chicken
• I'm a Pretty Goddamn Fun Wedding Officiant
• Half the Eyes are Full of Tears
• An Unfortunate Thursday Evening in February
• Deep Fry Some Oreos and a Stick of Butter
• I Get to Have a Piece of Flea With Me
• Without the Full Brunt of Federal Goons
• A $17 Egg Sandwich, if You Like
• Sent Into the Jungle With the Machete

Recorded February 6, 2026.

Also:
• Shivering Next to the Digital Fireplace
• This Middle-Aged Villainous Woman From Yorkshire
• My Squirrelly Sense of Apocalyptic Disaster
• It Was Grating Because it was Ham-Fisted
• The Daydream-Like Reflections of a Man Full of Regret
• Do They Order Pizza in Romania?
• Shirts Unbuttoned to the Navel, Necklaces and Taco Meat
• Look How Much They Hate Jews!
• You Could Be Maori, You Could Be Sudanese
• I've Seen People Pooping on the Train

Recorded January 22, 2026.

Also:
• Not Filling Your Beloved With Rage and Revulsion
• Outside of the Rare Fetishist
• Dad With a Smoke Machine, Giggling His Ass Off
• He Lives in Fresno for God's Sake
• Would Somebody Just Give This Kid Some Valium?
• When You've Got $30 Million to Smear
• I Probably Wouldn't Tell You to Suck a Dick
• Do We Have a Wheelchair? Do We Have a Vegan?
• You'd Make an Excellent Walmart Greeter
• Die Like a Whimper, My Friend

Recorded January 16, 2026.

Also:
• Kick the Year Off With Some Family Tragedy
• A Bright White Little Grouchy-Ass Cat
• If I Had Pearls to Clutch ...
• Games of Stealth and Surprise and Torture
• And Then Something Goes a Little Squiggly
• Lying Dead Behind a Trash Dumpster
• It's Supposed to be Jarring
• Frank Comes Up When I'm Doing Mushrooms
• The Latest Album by Chonkus
• How About a Dutch Oven or a Dirty Sanchez?

Recorded January 8, 2026.

Also:
• Encroaching on Us With its Jolly Miseries
• Wonderful Fruit Springs From Strange Trees
• He Distinctly Hears a Meow
• The Butch Lumberjack Woman With Massive Forearms
• It Would Trigger a Lunatic Rant
• The Sociocultural Umami We All Swim In
• So Screamingly Ephemeral
• Just a Meat Market of Desperation
• Sitting on Top of the Carburetor, Petrified
• Who Stabs a 71-Year-Old Man?
• Hairless and Blind, Chained to a Mill

Recorded December 11, 2025.

Also:
• Who Here is Into K-Pop Boy Bands?
• A Moment of Needless Pedantry
• Jesus, Put a Jacket on Your Jimmy
• A Thick Forest Always Encroaching on the Borders of His Lips
• You Can Hardly Hear Jack Shit
• Bob Sink, a Funny Little Metaphor
• Well Hung and a Good Hang
• Can't Just Leave Blades in Barbicide
• The Afflicted Die in Gruesome Ways
• You End Up Eating Canned Dog Food

Recorded November 21, 2025.

Also:
• What URL Do You Want on Your Gravestone?
• Jesus Was a Zionist, Just Like Us
• A Very Yeasty Pita Bread that Bounces
• Knock Loose Your Proverbial Hanging Chad
• A Children's Museum of Syphilis
• I'm Not Sure Feet Were All That Disgusting
• Bankrolled by Someone Dead for Almost a Decade
• All of Us Got Dummy Drunk
• We Descend From Pewter Workers
• Go Eat Fattoush!

Recorded November 14, 2025.