Ladies and gentlemen, we are back! Welcome to the official kickoff of Season Two. We’ve got a massive show to celebrate our new permanent third member, the incomparable Mariana Barksdale. Between Kyle’s new book and Mariana’s comedy and acting takeover, a lot has happened—but we’re putting the life updates on ice to scratch a major cinematic itch: The Terminator (1984).

In this episode, we’re breaking down why this $6.4 million "indie" film changed the action genre forever. From James Cameron’s fever-dream origins to the guerrilla filmmaking tactics used to get the shot in Mexico, we dive deep into the techno-war that birthed a franchise. We’re talking Arnold’s 16 iconic lines, the "Incompetent AI" theories, and why OJ Simpson was almost the T-800—until the studio thought he was "too nice" to be a killer.

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2. [01:00:00] Season Two Premiere: Meet our new co-host, Mariana Barksdale.
3. [01:01:17] Why The Terminator is still one of the most important films ever made.
4. [01:03:41] Origin Story: James Cameron’s fever dream and the $1 rights deal.
5. [01:05:17] Gorilla Filmmaking: Shooting without permits and lying to the police.
6. [01:06:45] Practical Magic: The secrets of 1984 stop-motion and miniatures.
7. [01:14:10] The Lawsuit: James Cameron vs. Harlan Ellison.
8. [01:16:56] Rando Trivia: Arnold’s $1,300-per-word salary and the OJ Simpson casting that almost was.
9. [01:21:59] The Legend of Linda Hamilton: From naive waitress to future badass.
10. [01:24:43] The Questions: Is the phone book the Terminator's true nemesis?.
11. [01:29:00] Romance or Stalker-coded? Debating Kyle Reese’s obsession.
12. [01:37:05] The Closer: Winners, Losers, and the "Kenny G" version of the score.
13. [01:43:46] Rapid Fire Warzone Scorecard: The final verdict on Season Two's first film.

1. The $1,300 Word: Arnold Schwarzenegger had only 16 lines, totaling roughly 58 to 74 words.
2. Practical Over CGI: The film relied on miniatures, claymation, and a 10,000-volt laser for the T-800's pistol.
3. The OJ Theory: OJ Simpson was the studio’s first choice, but they feared he wasn't a "convincing killer".