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  • The world’s cleanest asshole get probed.
    Mar 13 2023

    This podcast is intended for immature adult audiences only. If you are under the age of 18 or have a giant stick shoved up your ass, please stop listening now.

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    Episode Summary

    Tonight we discuss the Stoned Prophet's Colonoscopy experience chock full of rim jobs, explosive diarrhea, spelunking, and much more.

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    20 min
  • She cheated so now I need my Chakras aligned.
    Aug 25 2022

    email: stonedprophetpodcast@gmail.com Facebook: @stonedprophetpodcast

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    Episode Summary

    My girlfriend cheated on me with the guy that sold me my couch. Ain't that some shit? Oh well, nothing a good old Chakra alignment won't fix.

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    11 min
  • Who wants to get tongued?
    Jul 14 2022

    email: stonedprophetpodcast@gmail.com Facebook: @stonedprophetpodcast

    This podcast is intended for immature, adult audiences only. If you are under the age of 18 or have a giant stick shoved up your ass, please stop listening now.

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    Episode summary

    I'm a little concerned with my recent tongue fascination lately.

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    11 min
  • Episode 91 The Revenge of Meat Pie!
    Jun 30 2022

    contact: stonedprophetpodcast@gmail.com

    This podcast is intended for immature, adult audiences only. If you are under the age of 18 or have a giant stick shoved up your ass, please stop listening now.

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    Episode summary

    Clearly, I was smoking on some good shit again tonight. Sit back and enjoy some Meat Pie and Mr. Rodgers.

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    12 min
  • I have forgotten how to podcast!
    Jun 20 2022

    contact: stonedprophetpodcast@gmail.com

    This podcast is intended for immature, adult audiences only. If you are under the age of 18 or have a giant stick shoved up your ass, please stop listening now.

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    Episode summary

    I smoked some Bio Chem by Ozone tonight and well that shit turned me into a very chill flappy ballon man.

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    10 min
  • I farted in a Chevy Nova and it did not end well
    Mar 28 2022

    contact: stonedprophetpodcast@gmail.com

    This podcast is intended for immature, adult audiences only. If you are under the age of 18 or have a giant stick shoved up your ass, please stop listening now.

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    Episode summary

    I may have smoked a little too much before recording this episode but in an effort to keep the show on track, I share a lovely story about the time I ripped ass in a Chevy Nova.

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    14 min
  • Fat girl mating season is upon us
    Mar 16 2022

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    Episode summary

    Spring has sprung so that means a whole bunch of jobless motherfuckers are about to shack up with some BBWs. Thank you Uncle Sam for what you have done for our fat girls of the nation.

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    15 min
  • Expensive vaginas and Canadian convoys
    Feb 1 2022

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    Episode summary

    I sit here fantasizing about high-priced escorts and considering a move to Canada.

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    12 min