Épisodes

  • I’m Saying Facts to My Broccoli
    Jan 23 2026

    Tried sending this episode back in time but they sent it back (?) and said it angered their sun God. So that might explain why things are going the way they're going.

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    24 min
  • A Concentration In Evil Linguistics
    Jan 16 2026

    Everyone who listens to this episode will have good luck for the next 100 years. After that you're on your own.

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    23 min
  • I'm Wes Andersoning Myself
    Jan 9 2026

    This podcast was nominated for the [REDACTED] awards. I haven't found out whether I won or not because I'm still waiting on the FOIA request.

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    25 min
  • Eggnog Ignoramus
    Dec 26 2025

    Please stop ringing bells, at this point the angels have way too many wings and it’s starting to get scary.

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    22 min
  • The Idiot Wars
    Dec 19 2025

    Back in the day, every box of Cracker Jacks would come with an episode of The Purgatory Podcast inside. Not anymore though. Now we live in hell.

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    24 min
  • Top 100 Basements
    Dec 12 2025

    I just now realized that “Moons over my Hammy” is a reference to Moon Over Miami. Why don’t they teach this in school? Instead of "geography."

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    26 min
  • A Semi-Famous Shape
    Dec 6 2025

    0 out of 10 dentists recommend this podcast all because I suffer from something called "Viral cavities" that can be spread via the sound of my voice.

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    22 min
  • Thank You, I Peed
    Nov 28 2025

    My solo breaking of the wishbone attempt this year was foiled by my greatest enemy -- myself.

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    22 min