The journey continues… 🚁💨
John, Dog, Cat, Nutmeg, and Bank Bond take flight from the Blastpad Military Base and head for the mysterious Proton Pussy Island. Guided by Bruce and the mystical Pussy Cats, they discover a sanctuary beyond the chaos of the mainland—where music, community, and higher consciousness thrive.

Part 2 brings the arrival at the Proton Pussy Retreat, the meeting of new allies (including Lachlan), and the first glimpse of the harmony—and magic—that defines the island.

💫 Welcome to the next chapter in the Proton Pussy Universe.

The journey to Proton Pussy Island begins.

In Part 1 of this two-part psychedelic saga, we follow John — a burnt-out schoolteacher whose life takes a sharp turn after breaking his finger, losing his job, and tripping under a full moon with his loyal Dog and a stray Cat. What starts as exhaustion and disillusionment soon spirals into cosmic encounters, feline prophecies, and a mission to escape a collapsing society.

Guided by Princess Pussy in a dream, John learns he must set up his Web-Auth wallet, buy METAL, and prepare for survival in a dystopian world where drones monitor every move and free speech is under attack. Alongside his unlikely companions — Dog, Cat, and a stylish skater named Nutmeg — John sets out on a surreal quest to CTRAVL, Storex, and beyond, gathering the tools and allies needed for the battles ahead.

🌴 Themes & Vibes:

• Dystopian collapse & spiritual awakening

• Mushrooms, fasting, and cosmic visions

• Magical cats and divine guidance

• Skateboarding, survival, and strange alliances

• The first steps toward escape and rebirth

This is only the beginning — Part 2 of Proton Pussy Island continues the journey deeper into the unknown.

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This is the first ripple in the pond — a short but essential opening transmission to mark the true beginning of The Proton Pussy Podcast.

In this intro episode, I lay the foundation for what’s to come: a psychedelic storytelling project that blends feline mythology, personal transformation, cultural rebellion, and cosmic satire. You’ll hear how this podcast unfolds — not just as a series of stories, but as a living, evolving mythology rooted in creative freedom and spiritual exploration.

Expect:

• Audiobook-style tales from the Proton Pussy Cats multiverse

• Raw reflections on plant medicine, art, memes, and awakening

• Guest conversations with artists, mystics, coders, and rebels

• And plenty of playful, poetic chaos in between

  
  

This is the launch pad.
The first paw print on the path.
The soft purr before the storm.

Thanks for tuning in.

— Lachlan Grant SplendorHost & Storyteller

Welcome to the chaotic realm of Cokane Kitty — a snow-drenched fever dream of New Year’s madness, bad choices, and cosmic feline interference.

John just wanted a chill New Year. But when his best mate pulls him into a risky drug run in a sleepy ski town, things spiral fast. Cocaine drops, lusty detours, and slippery slopes give way to something stranger… the arrival of Cokane Kitty — a seductive, supernatural feline whose claws cut through timelines and whose purr can warp your perception of reality.

Enter the messy middle ground between grit and grace, where human desperation meets mystical symbolism and the Proton Pussy Cats reveal their darker magic. With cameos from Mystic Pussy and the wider Proton Pussy multiverse, this tale fuses:

• Drug-fueled antics

• Spiritual symbolism

• Raw friendship

• And destiny disguised as chaos

  
  

It’s wild. It’s weird. It’s Cokane Kitty.

The story deepens. In Part 2 of Princess Pussy – The Proton Pussy Cat, the veil between dimensions begins to lift. As Earth stumbles through spiritual disconnection and digital overload, Princess Pussy and her cosmic crew descend further into the shadowlands — the murky realms where ancient truths lie buried and unconscious forces pull the strings.

New allies emerge. Old patterns resist. From quantum downloads to unexpected feline confrontations, the awakening is officially underway.

With a blend of sharp wit, galactic insight, and mystical metaphor, this chapter continues the satirical saga of divine intervention — where pussy cats from the stars just might be humanity’s last hope.

🌀 The mission continues. The awakening begins.

In this vibrant and provocative first chapter, Princess Pussy – The Proton Pussy Cat takes the spotlight. With her entourage of awakened feline companions, she embarks on a mission from the cosmos: to help humanity transcend addiction, apathy, and ego.

This is no ordinary audiobook. It’s a psychedelic satire, a spiritual allegory, and a comedic critique of modern life — all rolled into one.

As Princess Pussy grapples with the mess of the human world — from pornified algorithms to emotional disconnection — she and her Proton Pussy crew remain steadfast in their mission: to elevate consciousness, awaken intuition, and guide Earth toward its next evolution.

Blending fantasy, humor, and fierce truth, this first installment sets the stage for a much bigger journey — one that will challenge listeners to look inward, laugh outward, and maybe even purr in recognition.

🎧 Start here. The cats have landed.

Step into the scorched red heart of Terra Australis and meet Desert Pussy — the sovereign feline sorceress of the outback. Riding with her pack of camels and a pouch of shimmering gold, Desert Pussy weaves her way through dry riverbeds and ancient dreaming tracks, guarding sacred lands and choosing who is worthy to enter the next age.

In this spellbound tale from the Proton Pussy Universe, she faces dingoes, dodges tricksters, and channels desert spirits as she prepares the land for the dawn of the Golden Age — one shaped by magic, tokenomics, and radical spiritual change.

With wit, wisdom, and a desert-dry sense of humor, Desert Pussy delivers a story of rebirth, ceremony, and chaotic beauty — all while reminding us that the desert tests before it reveals.

✨ Themes: Mysticism, the Australian Outback, decentralized magic, spiritual revolution, survival, and ancient prophecy.
🎧 A psychedelic folktale soaked in sun, sweat, and sovereignty.

Deep in the heart of the Daintree Rainforest, a group of thrill-seeking backpackers is about to get soaked — in more ways than one. When one of them is snatched by a crocodile, panic sets in… but something ancient and watchful stirs in the shadows.

Meet Dripping Wet Pussy — the mystical, moody, and magical feline who commands the rain and protects the wild. With teleportation powers, a sharp tongue, and a thunderous presence, she isn’t here for your campsite shenanigans. She’s here to teach a lesson in respect, survival, and elemental force.

This audiobook episode blends dark humour, rainforest mythos, and cheeky spiritual undertones in classic Proton Pussy style. As the story unfolds, listeners are drawn into a lush, surreal tale of nature’s power and the enigmatic force of the feline protector watching from the canopy.

Will they listen to her warnings? Or will the jungle claim them next?

✨ Host’s Note

Each of these character-driven episodes forms part of the Proton Pussy Cats origin saga — a psychedelic storytelling universe that purrs with magic, mischief, and mystery. These episodes serve as preludes to the reflective discussions still to come, grounding the mythology in narrative form.

Take this ride into the dripping, pulsating heart of the jungle. Just don’t forget to leave an offering.

And remember…
🌧️ Always respect the wild. Always invest in Proton Pussy.