In this chaotic episode of Pretty Little Death, we review Lexi C. Foss's dark monster romance novel Dark Obsessions (Monsters of Darkness Series). If you love monster romance, dark fantasy, paranormal romance, or spicy book reviews, this book club discussion is for you! Pretty Little Death is a dark romance and paranormal romance book club podcast where we read so you don't have to.

📚 BOOK DETAILS: Title: Dark Obsessions (Monsters of Darkness) Author: Lexi C. Foss Genre: Dark Monster Romance / Paranormal Romance Spice Level: 🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️ Our Rating: 1/5 Stars Available: Kindle Unlimited (KU)

🎧 WHAT WE COVER: ✅ Whether the Strigoi lore actually delivers on its promise ✅ The wildly questionable consent arc and safe word reveal ✅ Why the trials are basically participation trophies ✅ A thousand-year-old virgin king and why that's a problem ✅ The infamous dinner scene and the tail situation ✅ Plot holes, mind reading before the blood bridge, and a British accent in Transylvania

🔥 ROMANCE TROPES IN THIS BOOK: Fated Mates Monster Romance Dark Romance Virgin Hero Captive/Forced Proximity Tail Play Immortal x Human Dual POV First Person Safe Word / Consent Negotiation Insta-Love

💬 OUR HONEST THOUGHTS: Dark Obsessions had a genuinely promising premise — a folklore researcher stumbling into the realm of the Strigoi King — but the execution fell completely flat. The book leans heavily on explicit content at the expense of world building, character development, and any meaningful plot, and the titular "dark" elements never really materialize. Between the consent issues, the recycled tropes, and a thousand-year-old virgin king who somehow can't pick a lane on whether he wants a mate, this one earns a hard one star and a recommendation to read literally anything else.

📖 MENTIONED BOOKS & AUTHORS:

Dark Obsessions by Lexi C. Foss (Monsters of Darkness Series)

Brutal Prince (referenced as previous episode's read)

The Bride of Brutal Hearts by Kate Stevens (current giveaway)

Salt Kiss (referenced for fated mate trope comparison)

Lioness Trilogy — Book 3 (June Book of the Month)

The Daedalus Engine by Ash Greer (May Book of the Month)

Omegaverse genre (briefly referenced) Not Enough (referenced, title not confirmed)

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In this chaotic, laugh-until-you-cry episode, we review Sophie Lark's 2022 mafia romance novel Brutal Prince. If you love enemies to lovers, arranged marriage, or forced proximity stories, this book club discussion is for you!

📚 BOOK DETAILS: Title: Brutal Prince Author: Sophie Lark Genre: Mafia Romance / Enemies to Lovers Spice Level: 🌶️ Our Rating: 1/5 Stars Available: Amazon, Kindle, Audible, Apple Books

🎧 WHAT WE COVER: ✅ Whether this actually qualifies as a mafia romance — and why all three of us think the answer is a hard no ✅ Ada and Callum's rushed enemies to lovers arc, the pacing problems, and a shower scene that had us questioning everything ✅ Major plot holes, dropped characters, and what we would have done differently to make this story actually work

🔥 ROMANCE TROPES IN THIS BOOK: Enemies to lovers Arranged marriage Forced proximity Forced marriage Mafia families Class difference Obsessive ex

💬 OUR HONEST THOUGHTS: Brutal Prince had all the ingredients for a compelling mafia romance — rival Irish and Italian families, a forced marriage between two people who despise each other, and an enemies to lovers slow burn that should have had us hooked. Instead, the mafia elements feel like window dressing on what is essentially a poorly paced love story, Ada's entire personality is sass with nothing underneath it, and Callum reads like a teenage boy's fantasy rather than a seasoned playboy. The hosts collectively gave it a 0.83 average rating, and the only reason it scraped above zero is because Nigel was in a good mood.

📖 MENTIONED BOOKS & AUTHORS: Bride of Brutal Hearts — Sophie Lark Salt Kiss Series — Sophie Lark Most Forgettable Girl Not Enough Sugar Rush

The Doctor by E.L. Todd | Book Review & Discussion

In this special extended episode, we review E.L. Todd's forbidden romance novel The Doctor, the first book in her four-book series — and we've included our full Post-Show as a bonus for our listeners! If you love slow burn romance, forbidden romance books, or grumpy sunshine stories with unexpected depth, this book club discussion is for you!

📚 BOOK DETAILS:

Title: The Doctor

Author: E.L. Todd

Genre: Forbidden Romance, Contemporary Romance

Spice Level: 🌶️🌶️

Our Rating: 3.5/5 - 4/5 Stars

Available: Kindle, Audible, Kindle Unlimited (Books 2-4)

🎧 WHAT WE COVER:

✅ Full spoiler book review of The Doctor

✅ Forbidden romance tropes: brother's ex-wife, slow burn, grumpy sunshine

✅ Why flat characters can still be completely compelling

✅ The toxic love interest red flags Pepper keeps ignoring

✅ Audiobook narrator discussion (valley girl vocal fry warning)

✅ The biggest plot hole nobody talks about

✅ Romance vs Smut vs Erotica classification

✅ March Book of the Month announcement: Brutal Prince by Sophie Lark

🔥 ROMANCE TROPES IN THIS BOOK:

Brother's ex-wife forbidden romance

Slow burn romance

Grumpy sunshine dynamic

Friends to lovers (adjacent)

Military hero romance

No strings attached gone wrong

Divorce recovery & self discovery

💬 OUR HONEST THOUGHTS:

We discuss why this unexpected Stuff Your Kindle Day find became one of our best reads of 2026, why flat characters can still carry a series, and how a knockoff Fifty Shades cover almost stopped us from reading one of our new favorite series. This episode is longer than usual as we have included the full Post-Show as a bonus!

📖 MENTIONED BOOKS & AUTHORS:

Brutal Prince by Sophie Lark

Paladin's Grace by T. Kingfisher

A Fate Inked in Blood

Saved by the Caladrius by Mary E. Jung

Fifty Shades of Grey

Salt Kiss Series

I read over 300 books in 2025 and I'm sharing my most memorable reads—both amazing and awful! Join me for The Pretty Little Death's first-ever reading wrap-up as I discuss 12 noteworthy titles from my year of reading nearly a book a day.

📚 BOOKS DISCUSSED:

BEST READS:

• Bride of Brutal Hearts - fae vampire romance with representation
• A Most Forgettable Girl - plus size FMC, matchmaking romance
• His Orc Lady - female monster romance, fated mates
• War Maiden - orc warrior romance, enemies to lovers
• Dark Fae trilogy (combo volume) - vampire fae, MMF romance
• A Vow of Blood and Tears - deaf/mute FMC, Beauty and the Beast retelling

WORST READS:

• Between Two Kings - disappointing sequel
• Traitor - dark motorcycle club romance gone wrong
• A Wife for Silas - disturbing dark romance
• Valhalla is Full of Hunks - ridiculous premise, no plot
• Bought - bait and switch murder mystery
• Entwined - biggest disappointment of the year

KEY TOPICS: ✨ AI-generated books flooding the market ✨ Problems with Kindle Unlimited quality ✨ Importance of professional editors vs. ARC readers ✨ Monster romance recommendations ✨ Dark romance vs. truly dark content ✨ Romance industry trends 2025

Honeycutt by Sierra Simone Book Review | Salt Kiss Sequel Disappointment

Is Honeycutt by Sierra Simone worth reading? We're reviewing the spicy romance sequel that left us FRUSTRATED. After loving Salt Kiss, book 2 in the Lyonesse series was a major letdown. Here's our honest romance book review!

⏱️ TIMESTAMPS: 0:00 - Intro & What We're Reading 5:00 - Honeycutt Plot Summary 15:00 - Why We're Disappointed 25:00 - Plot Holes & Character Issues 35:00 - The Smut Scenes (Our Rating) 45:00 - Would We Recommend This Book? 50:00 - February Book Pick Reveal

📖 IN THIS REVIEW: ✅ Honeycutt vs Salt Kiss comparison ✅ Tristan and Isolde retelling analysis ✅ BDSM romance book review ✅ Spicy romance recommendations ✅ Book series review: Lyonesse trilogy ✅ Sierra Simone author discussion ✅ Romance book plot holes explained ✅ Best spicy books 2025

⭐ OUR RATING: 2/5 Stars

🔥 BOOKS MENTIONED:

• Honeycutt by Sierra Simone (2025 release)
• Salt Kiss by Sierra Simone
• Bitter Burn by Sierra Simone
• The Doctor by E.L. Todd

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🎄 Christmas Eve Special: A Romance Gone Wrong

Nigel and the Critic review Megan Quinn's "How My Neighbor Stole Christmas" - a 482-page holiday romance that crashes harder than Santa's sleigh. This Hallmark-meets-Grinch mashup featuring Story Taylor and Cole Black delivers everything you don't want: bad poetry, inconsistent characters, and a plot hole big enough to fit the North Pole.

Episode Highlights:

• First impressions: 9% in and already hating it
• The narrator vs. Cole Black arguments that break the fourth wall
• Why dual first-person POV ruins everything
• Story Taylor: the most insufferable protagonist of 2024
• Cole Black: surprisingly good character development wasted
• Major plot holes: fake injuries and impossible competitions
• The smut that arrives at 63% and ruins a salvageable story
• Marry/F*ck/Kill: Atlas, Aunt Cindy, and Taryn edition

Our Rating: 1.5/5 stars - Skip this one

Next Episode: Honeycutt (Lioness Series Book 2) in January 2025

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In this episode, we review Sylvia Day's 2012 Regency romance novel Seven Years to Sin. If you love historical romance, spicy romance books, or Bridgerton-style stories, this book club discussion is for you!

📚 BOOK DETAILS:

• Title: Seven Years to Sin
• Author: Sylvia Day
• Genre: Historical Romance, Regency Era Romance
• Spice Level: 🌶️🌶️🌶️
• Our Rating: 3/5 Stars
• Available: Kindle, Audible, Libby App

🎧 WHAT WE COVER: ✅ Full spoiler book review of Seven Years to Sin ✅ Regency romance tropes: widow romance, age gap, forced proximity ✅ Why the subplot was better than the main romance ✅ Historical accuracy issues in Regency era romance ✅ Comparison to contemporary romance vs 2012 romance novels ✅ Audiobook review and narrator discussion ✅ Romance recommendations for longing/yearning readers

⚡ TIMESTAMPS: 0:00 - Intro & Book Selection Drama 5:30 - Seven Years to Sin Plot Summary 15:45 - Main Romance vs Subplot Discussion 32:20 - Regency Era Accuracy & That Red Dress 45:10 - Spice Level & Writing Style Analysis 58:30 - Our Rating & Final Thoughts 1:12:00 - Romance Book Recommendations

🔥 ROMANCE TROPES IN THIS BOOK:

• Widow heroine romance
• Older woman younger man age gap
• Childhood longing & yearning
• Forced proximity on ship journey
• Class differences & social scandal
• Marriage of convenience (secondary plot)
• Infertility representation

💭 OUR HONEST THOUGHTS: We discuss why this longing-heavy romance had a subplot that completely stole the show, the rushed ending that left us wanting more, and how 2012 romance novels differ from today's AI-influenced publishing landscape.

📖 MENTIONED BOOKS & AUTHORS:

• Interview with the Vampire
• Frankenstein
• Jane Austen novels
• Fifty Shades of Grey comparison
• Bared to You by Sylvia Day
• When Strangers Marry
• Brandon Sanderson fantasy recommendations

🔥 BRUTALLY HONEST Omegaverse Book Review 🔥

We're reviewing "Not Enough" by J.P. Sina and Allie Santos - and spoiler alert: this dark romance Omegaverse harem book MISSED THE MARK. If you're wondering whether to read this Kindle Unlimited book, watch this review first!

📚 IN THIS EPISODE: ✅ Not Enough book review - full breakdown ✅ Omegaverse explained for beginners ✅ Why this "dark romance" isn't actually dark ✅ Major plot holes you NEED to know about ✅ Spicy book recommendations that are actually GOOD ✅ Kindle Unlimited romance worth your time ✅ Character analysis: the good, bad, and confusing

⏱️ TIMESTAMPS: 0:00 - Intro & Content Warning 5:00 - What is Omegaverse? 12:00 - Not Enough Plot Summary 25:00 - Our Ratings & Why We're Disappointed 40:00 - Major Plot Holes Discussion 50:00 - Better Book Recommendations

🚨 CONTENT WARNING: This podcast discusses mature themes including SA, kidnapping, dark romance tropes. NOT for children. Resources available 24/7 - see links below.

⭐ OUR RATING: 1 STAR (and that's generous)

BETTER BOOKS WE RECOMMEND:

• Salt Kiss series
• Morning Glory Milking Farm
• Sweet Berries (Mothman romance!)

📖 NEXT MONTH'S BOOK: Empire of the Vampire by Jay Kristoff - 727 pages, 4.5 stars, 10K+ reviews!

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