While the world runs round with Christmas Cheer

Player2’s writers cower in fear.

For these brave souls, there’s no joy in the festive season

And those feelings they have, well, they have good reason

They have been beaten, broken, scarred before

And still they are asked to dig in once more

You see, to them Christmas means just one thing

A gift to review that only one man could bring

This creature goes by many, many names

And he takes pleasure in shitty shitty games

So sit back, relax and enjoy this new cast

As our crew of writers would rather be glassed

Because they are stuck with the worst of the worst to play

Sadistic Santa is here to make sure he has ruined their day.

That’s right, folks, it is time once again to join the crew for their annual descent into the shittiest games on offer. Join us for the Christmas fun as Matt plays the role of Santa and brings Jess, Jenn, Shaun, Jason and Stephen along for some of the cheapest and most excruciating titles in Steam’s catalogue.

While we have you, have a very merry Christmas and some well-deserved time to take care of yourself. We will catch you in the new year for more episodes of The Player 2 PixelCast.

Cast

Matt Hewson

Jess Zammit

Stephen del Prado

Jenn Christodoulou

Shaun Nicholls

Jason Hawkins