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  • "G00D LuCk!"
    Sep 12 2021

    ME

    THAT'S IT.

    MYSELF

    THAT'S IT?

    I

    I'M NOT WRITING THIS STUPID MOVIE FOR HIM IF HE'S JUST GONNA--

    U

    JUST GONNA, WHAT?

    SUPACREE

    AGH---FUCK COUGHS.

    I

    You hate her, don't you?

    SUPACREE

    I DON'T HATE ANYBODY BUT MYSELF.

    I

    Is that right?

    SUPACREE

    THAT”S RIGHT.

    Coughs, Marilyn Hue, and Softest.Hard Draw their rave weapons.

    DILLON FRANCIS

    HEY! That's not fair! How do you guys have R.A.V.E. weapons!?

    SUPACREE

    You're not even DJs!

    SOFTIE

    Uh, we work with Skrillex.

    COUGHSY

    Duh.

    MARILYN

    SHE is A DJ.

    SOFTIE

    And she's my roomate.

    SUPACREE

    What the FUCK.

    GERALD

    That is so hot...

    DILLON FRANCIS

    Uh-oh.

    SUPACREE

    What?

    DILLON FRANCIS

    We are literally all out of FUCKS to give.

    SUPACREE & GERALD

    WHAT?!

    (Don't repeat yourself.)

    DILLON FRANCIS

    Yeah. That was our last fuck. And-- you shouldn't repeat yourself.

    SUPACREE

    FUCK.

    DILLON FRANCIS

    WHAT? If you had a FUCK left you should have saved it to use against them. We're already outnumbered.

    (Use me.)

    MARILYN

    This is...beyond my paygrade.

    COUGHS

    You're getting paid for this?

    SOFTIE

    No. Its PR.

    (I am!)

    COUGHS

    What? Wait, how much am I getting paid for this?

    (Double!)

    MARILYN

    You're not.

    COUGHSY

    I'm--wait, what?

    SOFTIE

    Right?

    MARILYN

    Alright, Time's up, Losers!

    SUPACREE

    Losers?!

    DILLON FRANCIS

    We're not Losers, You're Losers.

    COUGHSY

    Nuh-uh!

    SUPACREE

    Yeah-huh!

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    22 min
  • It's Always Sunnï In San Diego [ Chapter 666: What Getter Did]
    Sep 11 2021
    The Audiobook Part V EXCERPT: IAMBIC, THE MUSICAL : A DJ STORY ALIENS One of those? OTHER ALIENS One Sun?! One?! C'esme't One Sun?!? HUMPH!!! Sounds fun. What? What's done, is done. i'm on my way-- Let's go have fun. Yeah, one son. (Go Getter Go get her Go Getter GO get her Go getter GO get her) “There's only one Sun; It sounds like fun. I think we should go!” ALIEN: I think we should go, to the rave— on this very strange planet It only has one—Erhm--? Oh, dammit! PSYCHONAUT: See this alien translation shit is not as easy as…. V.O. You know...You know…?!? (It's not as easy as Skrillex made it, is it?) Well, it's not as easy as he made it, but-- ...I don't that shit was easy... …..I don't think it was easy... ….I don't think it was easy…. …….I don't think it was easy…. It's easy— It's easy— It's easy— It's easy! It's C.C. It's C.C. It's C.C. 1--2. 1--2. 1--2. 1--2. 1--2. 1--2. 1--2. 1--2. (They're digging it up!? I put it there for a reason!) “Cunty! Cunty! Cunty! Cunty!” 1 and—! 5. WhatsApp Dysfunctional. They're just dysfunctional. I don't know what they're doing. I just made them that way--now they're acting crazy…. Yes. Mmmm... “And then she... “And then she... “And then she…. “And then I— “And then I— “And then we… “And then…I...end... “And then I ended it… I just… I... Ayayay. [THE} SKRILLEX: Ayayay! [THE] SUPACREE: Ayayay! What's up? What's up? What's up? What's up? Ayayayay. I'm alive! I'm alive! Ayayayaya… Ayayyayaya…. What's up? What's up? What's up? What's up? I don't know what-- Mmm... I had it. It was like... I don't know what to do, (I just wanna say I love you.) I don't know what to do, wanna say I love you. Wanna say I love you. Wanna say I love you. Wanna say I love you. I don't know what to do, just wanna say I love you. Love you, Love you-- I'm so ugly. ‘I love…' “I love ugly.” God loves ugly… That's what she… Yes, I guess that's what she told me. ‘I just wanna love you-- I love you. I love you, I love you. ‘ It's three little words and... I…(Do) I... I'm above you, but i'm doing fine, Yes. Send you a sign? Yes. Yes——— I am on high. On high... ...On high... “On high, Yes.” (I hate my hair, I hate my face—) I hate my job--- I hate my waist. I hate this crazy shit I got through every day! And “Heeeey— What's up?” “What's up?” “What's up?”) Hey, and I... I'm an ugly kid, I'm an ugly kid. Hey— (Hey—!) (What's up what's up what's up what's up? Or whateva) Hey, it's okay, it's okay, it's okay! Hey! What's up What's up Heeeey What's up [Whole Foods] Eyyyyy... I love this...energy: “CHANCE THE RAPPER” I am not a rapper; I'm a crapper. This is just my other album— This is just my other actor; I'm a laugher. ‘Ha-Ha-Ha!' I'm a track: I am right... back… ...And i'll be right back. What was that? Was that a laugh? That was a laugh— You asked.
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    1 h et 14 min
  • _th3 LïM1T (i5)
    Sep 11 2021
    The Audiobook Part III. SONNY/SKRILLEX Where am I? Ū Hell. ANGEL 1 In bed. ANGEL 2 In mexico. CUT TO: SUPACREE finally gets to Heaven, looking for SKRILLEX. SUPACREE So, where is he? JESUS Somewhere else. ANGEL 1 At home. ANGEL 2 In mexico. JESUS Who knows? CHAK CHEL Someone must... DILLON FRANCIS I'm someone. JESUS But I don't. ME I don't know anything. MYSELF I don't need to. I I just wanna go home. SUPACREE Can I come home now? JESUSYou always could. SUPACREE But really, I mean-- CHAK CHEL Really's all it really takes. ANGEL 1 You have to know, ANGEL 2 You have to mean it; Don't look both ways before you cross, if you honestly want off the cross Christ, for your sake Honestly It's probably wise to admit that you've tried For the third time; Mankind's just not worth it. Mankind, maybe; But humanity's my baby And this earth is definitely worth something I love it-- Her. And the rest of the planets, but Look how she spins, It's magnificent, Look at the way the ocean's Make this mist; And the wind-- If i sing loudly enough I might Vibrate the trees, How they love dancing and laughing for me; And I just can't help but to laugh at her inhabitants; They dance oh-so rhythmically They're very creative-- and grateful, they always give thanks to me It's no need, but the Earth, she keeps feeding them She makes these beautiful things, So sweet; Mangoes, I think. Greed; The Parable of the Mango Tree Mango VIP. In the pre-existence, a young God prepares for her journey through the Land of The Living; Her older brothers taunt and tease, as she shuffles through notes and index cards, studying her predetermined fate on Earth. I That's easy. The cover art's just got a Mango On it, White Backdrop; It looks super juicy; with a green leaf, I think. E Who made it? I Uhhhhh. ^> Uhhhhh... O You forgot! I No! I know, I know. It was.... A Who? U She forgot again. I I did NOT. E Did too. Who made it? I It was...it was...Herobust! Y Herobust? I Wasn't it? E Wrong! A Loser. I I am not a Loser. It was…Was it Ganja White Night? E I don't know, was it? A Was it? I I don't know! Just tell me. E I can't. I Yes you can! E I can't. Your rules-- I Exactly, it's my rules! Just gimmie the answer! E I think you're going to have to GOOGLE it. I Ugh, no way. E So is Liquid Stranger your final answer? Y Liquid Stranger?! I I never said Liquid Stranger. A Idiot. O Now she's never gonna get it. U What did you say before? I It was...oh... A See dude. I Shut up, I had it-FUCK. A Damn dude, you broke her. I I'm not broken, I just forgot - E Liquid Stranger, going once-- I I never said Liquid Stranger! I know it wasn't Liquid Stranger; Why would it ever be Liquid Stranger? CUT TO: A pair of mysterious dudes Suits in Sunglasses are collecting famous DJs. SUIT Martin Stääf? LIQUID STRANGER ...Yes... SUIT. Come with me. ___ CUT TO: Two fans are watching interdimensional cable. SUPACREE It's a practical-- FAN 1 WHAT HAPPENED? FAN 2 IT JUST CUT-- __ Aliens in an Ascended dimension of hyper-intelligence are studying our three-dimensional existence from an unknown cosmic world. BRAMF Remember that planet I showed you--the-- ARLA Yeah, with the Axis? BRAMF Yeah. ARLA Yeah? BRAMF Something happened to it, ARLA Like what? BRAMF It's flat now. ARLA WHAT? BOTH Woah. >^ Sometimes, even i'm surprised by the things I've written. ME I didn't see that one coming! MYSELF Neither did I: I was gonaa say it was off it's axis. I Flat's funnier. ME Yeah, and probably not as tragic. MYSELF I mean...that would be pretty tragic. I Probably easier to manage. ME Perhaps…But I mean, if you have a whole planet, and then it just collapses-- MYSELF It's just flattened; nobody said it collapses. MEANWHILE The planet collapses. __________ CUT TO: SUPACREE is now a full-blown superpowered vigilante; She seeks revenge for GETTER sending her through the interdimensions at AUDIOTISTIC. SUPACREE Getter, we meet again. GETTER I've never met you before; what are you doing in my dressing room? SUPACREE Why does a DJ have a dressing room? GETTER I don't know; get out. [She swiftly leaves; as she exits, THE SUITS approach the dressing room door.] SUIT 1 Tanner Petulla? GETTER Yeah? SUIT 2 Come with us. GETTER Fuck that! [He doesn't have a choice.] Oh shit, the next scene is already written, I remember this. Oh, okay! I get it! Yeah. She's still at-- She's still on the-- ____ JUST KILL YOURSELF ALREADY. For what? You're suck in this until it's done. What's done? It'll never be over, it's just infinite. ENTER THE MULTIVERSE ^ UNTITLED DOCUMENT <> <><><> >< >< >< ANGEL 1 YOU'RE GONNA LISTEN TO SKRILLEX ON YOUTUBE? ANGEL 2 DON'T. JESUS I mean... ANGEL 1 DON'T you ...
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    2 h et 36 min
  • 2 + 2 *Trigger Warning* [There's Some Cool Stuff In The Description, Though.]
    Sep 11 2021
    The Audiobook Part II A funny series of chapters, if you can get through the burning tears of heartbreak. (Recorded January 2021) *Trigger Warning* Disclaimer: Sometimes, the truth hurts. Don't Kill Yourself. -LEAKY SPOILER BELOW- The Infinite Fandoms Are Watching Via Interdimensional Cable in Real-Time Live Action. SONNY/ SKRILLEX It wasn't me. SUPACREE Okay, Shaggy. (What the fuck is that supposed to mean?) ((All the DJ's will get it.)) SUPACREE So I guess this is not your sweater. SONNY/ SKRILLEX (Squints, guiltily lying.) No…. SUPACREE Oh, ffftt-- reat. I was only holding onto it because I thought it was yours, and actually gave a whole fuck about it. My mistake, fuck. SONNY/SKRILLEX ...right. SUPACREE So you don't mind if I just... burn it, right--? SONNY/SKRILLEX You wouldn't do that… SUPACREE Um, I might-- SONNY/SKRILLEX DON'T-- SUPACREE Don't what? Light this--not your--but completely random--sweater on FIRE? What might that do? [She flicks the bic.] SONNY/SKRILLEX STOP! SUPACREE Oh. Why Sonny? (Woah, how are these two on a first name basis?) (I told you he did it.) CUT TO: Jesus and his angels also really enjoy watching this show. Jesus has been on extended vacation for quite some time; He lounges carelessly, snacking on pizza in a cloudy, albeit, smoke-filled paradise. Two of his favorite Angels occasionally accompany him, carrying out tasks throughout the inner dimensions. JESUS Ohhhooo, Christ, I knew it. ANGEL 1 He is fucked. JESUS He's been fucked, now he's just done for. CUT BACK TO: SUPACREE Is this your sweater? SONNY/SKRILLEX (Guilty) ...it might be… SUPACREE I know it's your sweater, asshole! SONNY/SKRILLEX Ow! Okay! Fuck! [The BODYGUARD steps in.] CUT TO: Most DJs have interdimensional cable, and take guilty pleasure in watching the series unfold, sometimes working themselves to manipulate circumstances in the favor of the desired outcome. DILLON FRANCIS Oh, this Is getting W E I R D. ALLISON WONDERLAND It was always weird, now it's getting good. DEADMAU5 He is so fucked-- CUT BACK TO: BODYGUARD Hey,watch it! SUPACREE (To Bodyguard) Watch It? You watch it motherfucker! [The BODYGUARD steps back cautiously.] SUPACREE (CONT'D) My bodyguard will eat your bodyguard and--!! BODYGUARD Oh man…. FOUR TET Is that really your sweater? SONNY/SKRILLEX ...yeah… CUT TO: FANDOM How did she get his sweater!? CUT BACK TO: FOURTET Dude! How did she get your sweater? ON INTERDIMENSIONAL TV: How did she get his sweater?!!! SONNY/SKRILLEX I don't know… (I know how) SUPACREE Yeah Sonny, how did I get your sweater??? How did I do that? SONNY/SKRILLEX I--don't know! You probably stole it from my house! SUPACREE I don't even know where your house is! SONNY/SKRILLEX Google knows where my house is! SUPACREE GOOGLE KNOWS WHERE EVERYONE'S HOUSE IS. FAN She has a point. In the reality where it's a live-action, realtime gameshow: {DING} HOST A POINT! SONNY/SKRILLEX WHY ARE YOU SO OBSESSED WITH ME? SUPACREE OK, RIHANNA. {DING} HOST ANOTHER POINT! CUT TO: ARMIN VAN BUREN is watching in literally every-possible infinite dimension, via a multitude of flatscreens, within his megaship. ARMIN Damn. CUT BACK TO: SONNY/SKRILLEX Your references are outdated. SUPACREE Well so are you. Here. [She tosses his sweater at him.] DILLON FRANCIS (Leaping up, distrubed) What is she doing?! DEADMAU5 (Sipping soda smugly through a straw.) Woah, she loves that thing. SONNY/SKRILLEX What? I--I don't want it---keep it. SUPACREE I don't want it. Take it back. SONNY/SKRILLEX No! SUPACREE Okay! [She flicks the Bic, Lighting the Sleeve On Fire] SONNY/SKRILLEX. Are you STUPID? SUPACREE No, worse; I'm SKRILLEX. {DING} HOST THATS A POINT! Well, That's III. CUT TO: ALICIA KEYS is a guest star on one of the infinite television shows in which this takes place; She reprises her classic song on stage in front of a live studio audience, as the events are projected on megascreens behind her. ALICIA KEYS This girl is on FIRE!!! SUPACREE So's that sweater, isn't that significant, or something? SONNY/SKRILLEX Oh, shit--yeah--Hey-- [Emptiness] Then: A Portal Opens.
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    2 h et 36 min
  • Avicii
    Sep 8 2021

    If everything is everything

    Why'd you leave me in the Nothing

    Tell you something:

    Something Sunni this way comes was just for fun

    I made it up

    I took up rock and rolled up a whole mountain,

    Watched it roll back off and I'm like

    “Aaaaaahhhhhh,

    —shit—

    I took it kind of negatively

    Then my stick starts levitating,

    And it found it way back over to me,

    Death said she was nice, and handed over cypher to me

    Then she stuck a knife inside my back and laughed

    As asking me to pass this back to Sonny,

    And never ever tell the secret spell I have for Dillon Francis, transmitted back for Timothy

    I didn't have to ask, I matched the face to that

    asshole avicii

    Yeah everyone's an asshole to me,

    Especially the best or the best,

    The record producers and magicians in the industry

    I was asked to create a legacy, in Heaven



    You sold your SOUL?

    No, just relax.

    RELAX?! YOU SOLD YOUR SOUL.

    No, no, no--

    LOOK AT THIS!

    IT'S A GIFT.

    What the fuck.

    What dimension is this?

    JUST EAT IT.

    Noooo, nooo nooo!!!

    TURN IT OFF.

    I can't! It's!

    EMERGENCY SEQUENCE OVERRIDE.

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    24 min
  • tRAPped. [*spoiler in description *]
    Sep 8 2021
    He got such a big ego New Hoe look like Shego: Evil Holy Moley Photoshop, cause she old The Bold and The Beautiful Body, It bothers me: the ugly Sunni Blue eyes and white guys give donations OnlyFans Lonely Meanwhile, my Hatian ass is hatin Guess she granted his birthday wish, damn And all I get is a $10 kiss Lips luscious and thick— If I was a chick, I'd probably be on Skrillex's dick But the nigga's a chicken Goes creepin in festival tents At the end of the evenin' Pickin on fans with no friends at events… ...what is this??? THIS IS SKRILLEX . She's in total crisis mode; No phone, no home, nobody to Hold Turns out the Highway to Hell is paved with Gold Music Notes, engraved with all the songs that he ever wrote; Beethoven's main language was how aliens spoke in the cosmos, before you and I could know how to know. Low and Behold, Two Halfs of one Whole Soul. Now, Go Home. Th3 D3vil's D3n ——- She's trapped in a fat black trash can She makes friends at wasteland She takes tabs that taste bad DAMN. Half an acid after ASAP crapped on the map, Back to the BASSPOD for some awful crap She tried to dance to, She's trying—she's trying, but can't Thinks about camp, and the wristband she grabbed as a sample But the black man, her first fan, is holding her hand His first rave ever was at the promised land She left with a plan, panicked in Alaska, then ran Went manic with Uncle Sam, damaged; A sacrifice, like a lamb They call for Christ, and she wants to answer but hasn't; Advice from dad— “Humankind has gone mad.” The Day Met The Night She had to miss the man in the hat; but was glad The act she caught was by an artist that's also black Bass music lacks much, in fact; Every since Skrillex did it, Everyone else just does that WAH-WAH-WAHN ...heh. Now they're programmed and mathematical, Dubstep is had, Everybody loves Excision and forgot how to dance; No offense to Jeff, It's just his fans are the worst— She was still in the hearse, but witness to the dress rehearsal. Till Death Do Us Part, So she did; but Rest In Peace, she didn't— She was almost asleep, then here comes The Nigga, Skrillex. The Aliens Did it. NO WE DIDNT. THE GODS DID. Call it Divine Intervention Right on Time for Dentention He wreaked of all the sadness and Liquor The Poor Thing, he needed attention she couldn't give it, just wished she didn't exist She was shook, and just booked it out of the Soul Kitchen The whole mission was meant to be a means of prevention; A rockstar musician and a mystic's intuition At Intermission, she interviews with Inside Edition— When he makes his entrance, She breaks away just to kiss him But Listen: In this dimension, the Media Captures the passion She had for the man on camera, a scandal happens! His girlfriend's mad, his fans all hate this random fat black actress, or rapper— whatever she is, she woke up famous, and the FanGirls attack They all love Sonny; Fight over him in forums like vultures; It's part of the culture, she knows because she studies producers— But this one is different, there's only one Skrillex— A loser; Money talks and bullshit walks, and that's an evil doer; She just calmly walked away, she couldn't do him the favor He just came into her life, and then he came back never; Now she just wonders what would have happened, had she acted on impulse; His hands were right between her thighs, but then he acted repulsed, as his fingertips brushed the skin of her belly— The Curse of her body: reality's depiction of gluttony; We all need love. Perhaps what Sonny needed was hugs, But Ugly she was, and had been cracked like a nut; A scar on her lip, A scar on her eye, The Sun God marked “Mine” Blinded by the light, polite tidings, moonlit nights fighting the right side— look at the bright side; We are alike, right? We like white. Fine. What is a pawn to a Knight? What's a King to a Queen? A Lion to a Lioness might seem to be priority; In reality it's just another misogyny She knows she needs; He needs nothing. Rafiki, believe me— I did see Simba under a Tree, With a Hog and a Meerkat, I think Take it easy on the DMT, Before Disney reads this catastrophe. Well, that's random. Well, so is Skrillex in your tent. Is he for sale, or for rent? Is she no more than a friend? I'm offended, but get it— That's just how it is, with a rich kid; I lost 200 pounds, but she's posing for “fitness”, Basic ass bitch-ness Forget this shit. At the core, I resent it; I fell in a horrible instant Aplorable, isn't it? Now I just want to prevent; I saw through dimensions, Prayed for him, I went and I fasted Attracted spirits out of crypts with magic I flew the black flag, ship wrecked on an island and died again, All my friends and Family in heaven keep mentioning him I don't know what he did, But I'm just trying to save— Shh. What did Tim say? He tried to warn me about ...
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    14 min
  • VIP+
    Sep 7 2021

    More Than Just A Name.

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    17 min
  • IAMBIC: THE MUSICAL
    Sep 7 2021

    A Musical of Multidimensional Proportions.

    Unmixed/Unmastered- Unreleased

    R. I. P.

    S Ū P ∆ Я E E.™

    (It's a Re-Post.)

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    1 h et 19 min