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When Steven Seagal plays yet another avocado shaped former CIA/Special Forces operator turned vigilante, only one duo has what it takes to criticize the lazy ass writing, wooden acting, terrible dialogue, and overuse of a stunt double 40lbs lighter than the so-called star! H2Dub is getting to the bottom of what Steve was doing after he left Jefferson Parrish at the end of Lawman season 1, "A Dangerous Man." Spoiler Alert: This movie is butts.

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This week not even the squishy protests of The Micro Monk can stop The Monk's Book corner from finishing the tale of Jimmithy Renee Bond Vs The United Kingdom in Moonraker! Put on your white tuxedo jacket and thrill to the tale of Bond driving like and asshole, eating bugs, getting steam cleaned, and generally bringing down the crown with one pathetic attempt at espionage after another, today on The Hard2Watch Podcast!

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Text Cap and The Monk!

Jimmithy Bond is back to his old antics as The Monk's Book corner tells Cap all about the UK's "greatest" "spy" question mark? In his latest series of gambling losses, asshole food orders, and wearing a tuxedo at all times. How will Jimmy B bring down the crown this time? Will Mi5 finally get fed up and shoot him into space? Will he order more bacon and eggs? Find out today in part one of the epic review of the Moonraker novel!

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Text Cap and The Monk!

2025 has come and gone and Cap and The Monk have your yearly recap of all the things that were Hard2Watch! Teleportation, driveway theft, and rodents being brought to justice oh my! Plus so much more!

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Text Cap and The Monk!

It's all led up to this! The traps finally come out and the wheels really come off in terms of writing...and we haven't even begun to talk about Snow Kid. Plus: How The Boat saved Christmas! All that and more today on The Hard2Watch Podcast!

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Text Cap and The Monk!

Merry X-Mas and Happy Holidays to all the Hardons out there! Cap and The Monk's present to you?! Part 2 of our epic 3 part Home Alone 5 review! So gather round the tree with you closest family, friends, pets, and enemies and open up a big box of christmas cheer with H2Dub! Ho Ho Hoooooonooooooooo!

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Text Cap and The Monk!

Because the Hard-ons demanded it: H2Dub goes to war with Home Alone 5. A new hero, question mark? Is on the scene in the form of Finn Baxter and he and Cap and The Monk are here to take him to task for trying to get his grubby mitts on our boat! Settle in for some Holiday cheers and jeers.....mostly jeers.

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Text Cap and The Monk!

It's time to kick off the season of giving with another classic X-Mas happenstance! When a country falls apart and the remains of it go to war with each other, one man will rise up, build a battle car and go deliver food and legos to the kids! This is the story of Helge Meyer and his Ghost Camaro.

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