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  • Seize the Means of Conservatism (w/ Stephanie Slade) MO #340
    Aug 21 2026
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    Stephanie Slade’s new book, Fusionism: Liberty, Virtue, and the Future of the American Right, is available for pre-order now!

    -J.D. Vance seizes the means of production

    -Let’s define “conservative” in case you forgot

    -So what the hell is Fusionism?

    -From free markets to owning the libs

    -Cultural resentment > economic anxiety

    -Is there a reset after Trump?

    -Whe…

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    13 min
  • Clip Roulette w/ Dictators, Demons and Democracy (Episode #571)
    Aug 19 2026

    -Greetings…oh, fuck

    -Welch has a bone to pick with Ben Dreyfuss

    -Clip Roulette

    -Tucker and the Demon Bomb

    -Jason Arday, martyr?

    -The Jonah Lehrer comparison

    -The Samantha Power mic disaster

    -Fuck you Joaquin

    -John Mearsheimer, Stephen F. Cohen and the Russian apologists

    -Ukraine didn’t go away

    -Trump, Kim Jong-un and the South Korea war games

    -Midterm Madness / Polymarket, wha happen?

    -Median Strategies and the fake poll

    -Adam Bonica, Marc Elias and scamming the elderly

    -Is Cuba a dictatorship? Apparently a difficult question

    -The Padilla Affair / Slobo Googling

    -Theft as a “biological need”

    -Chocolate City

    -Stay tuned for más Moynihan Report

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    1 h et 46 min
  • Terry Moran and the Network News Autopsy (Members Only #339)
    Aug 14 2026
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    We’re joined by former ABC News senior national correspondent Terry Moran, who now publishes Real Patriotism with Terry Moran on Substack and hosts a podcast of the same name on YouTube.

    -Terry reads that tweet

    -Fired, suspended, non-renewed…whatever

    -Any regrets?

    -Network news is dying and everyone’s jumping ship

    -The 9/11 flag-pin controversy

    -Hire more people who voted for Trump

    -Why not …

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    15 min
  • The Politics of Pretending (Episode #570)
    Aug 12 2026

    -Kmele is out of Adderall

    -Did anybody actually watch this Tucker and Hunter interview?

    -“Montrosity” and other difficult words

    -The adventures of Proximity Hong

    -The curious case of Jason Arday

    -Is there any chance Jesse Singal is racist?

    -AOC discovers Woke 1.0 was crazy

    -Shane Gillis and the conspiracy of enforcing things nobody believed

    -Thank you, Thom Tillis. Also, fuck you.

    -Funding the other side’s whackos

    -Mamdani declares war on Amazon

    -A general rent strike. Over one cockroach.

    -David Remnick meets the DSA

    -Kmele gets swarmed by the Hasan bots

    -So, how great was Mao?

    -Midterm Madness and the 2028 Democratic sweepstakes

    -Clip Roulette

    -Kmele tries to explain himself. It does not help.

    -Can America get at least a busted Boris Johnson?

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    1 h et 42 min
  • A Man of 1989 (w/ David Frum) #569
    Aug 7 2026

    -a pre-obit for the esteemed David Frum

    -involuntarily unionized at The Atlantic

    -spy novels, bureaucrats and expense reports

    -turning down Bill Buckley’s golden ticket

    -prosperity, security and how quickly it can all disappear

    -Frum is forever a man of 1989

    -God makes you lucky, then convinces you you’re smart

    -Tucker Carlson was always capable of many things

    -falling flat on your back isn’t progress

    -the Michigan Senate choice from hell

    -Democrats discover Trump’s permission structure

    -Midterm Madness in Michigan

    -the polling industry has a phone problem

    -politics for people who can afford to lose

    -“I saw you coming so I could stop you”

    -immigration restriction without the Trumpism

    -fascism has the better sales pitch than communism

    -what Donald Trump loves besides himself

    -the conservative future Frum got very wrong and other reflections

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    1 h et 43 min
  • Out of Whiskey and Reaching for the Rotgut (Members Only #338)
    Aug 5 2026
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    Michael Moynihan has returned from his Italian sojourn where he barely escaped arrest…

    -Moynihan has the clap or something

    -Who exactly is the demographic for this show?

    -Moynihan’s European vacation involved bus karaoke, too much drinking, and now the shakes

    -Matt went to Cooperstown with Bill Schulz…

    -The forgotten insanity of the Peekskill riots

    -Paul Robe…

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    16 min
  • The Admirably Irresponsible Journalist w/ John R. MacArthur (Members Only #337)
    Jul 31 2026
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    So that’s where these Genius Grants come from…

    -Most roads lead back to Prague for Matt Welch

    -about that letter…six paragraphs, $5 million in free publicity and Harper’s back in the mainstream

    -It was NAFTA, not woke, that elected Trump. Or was it?

    -Illegal immigration is a wage issue

    -Who still believes free trade is the answer to everything?

    -Vietnam made …

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    21 min
  • The Fifth Gets a Substitute Teacher (w/ Jesse Singal) #568
    Jul 29 2026

    Jesse Singal of Blocked and Reported and Singal-Minded fills Michael Moynihan’s special diabetic chair to discuss Fauci’s diaries, broken institutions, runaway AI, LeBron and Mamdani Mart.

    -Moynihan out, Jesse Singal in

    -Bari Weiss hired everyone except Jesse

    -The Prince of Science re-enrages everyone (or at least Rand Paul)

    -Gell-Mann amnesia and the collapse of institutional trust

    -The media needed a COVID daddy

    -An OpenAI model escaped the sandbox

    -The analogy of the paperclip machine and how it consumed the universe

    -Cambridge protected alleged plagiarist Jason Arday

    -Midterm Madness, Ohio governor race version

    -Kmele feels that LeBron will never love him but he doesn’t want to talk about it

    -Three grown men relived their greatest pickup games

    -Kmele wanted the gods back in The Odyssey

    -Mamdani Mart promised groceries at 30 percent off

    -Billy Bob Thornton returns from hell in White Knight (a Kmele Foster joint)

    -Nazi dinosaurs stalked Jews through Schindler’s Park

    -Jesse discovered second-order effects

    -Not every strange obsession with Israel was antisemitism

    -Rent stabilization has worked great for millionaires

    -No French goodbye for Kmele

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    1 h et 41 min